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you coaxed that bull...he gave ya the horn...maimed
your arms detached...right off, they were torn...maimed
we've got the medics comin'
there's nothin' we can do, ya understand
the whole damn crowd is bummin'
we hope they'll fix ya up with metal hands
you made these hard core people get sick...maimed
who thought that big ol' brahma would kick ?...maimed
the ladies grabbed their hankies
to see you in this fix was just a shame
we hope you'll stay alive and mend
some parts will be deprived, my friend
but yet, you might survive again...maimed
when struck, you flew for nearly a mile...maimed
you'll be an achin' fellow a while...maimed
we saw your body splattin'
it left us quite incapable of speech
you really took a battin'
then scampered where el toro couldn't reach
you're left all black and blue from his hits...maimed
you nearly scared us out of our wits...maimed
you came...you saw...you konked out
i guess that you presumed that creature, tame
you thought it recreational
but now you're in the hospital
because you went and teased the bull...maimed
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