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Song Parodies -> "Radical Islamic Calypso"
Original Song Title:
"Kingston Calypso"
Original Performer:
Monty Norman Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Radical Islamic Calypso"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
No offense to those who want nothing to do with suicide bombers and extremists.
Three evil rats in a row
Three evil rats there they go
Marching down the street strapped with bombs
To a battle cry all the while
They're looking for the cat
The cat that once spared the rat
They want to show the cat the thanks
of three evil rats
Three evil rats here and there
Three evil rats everywhere
Searching all around for the innocent cat
From the West Bank town to litter box
They got the butcher's knife
To cut the pussycat's life
The poor puss will get the knife of jihad
with three evil rats
So beware
Three evil rats
Watch your step
Three evil rats
Deadly rats
Three evil rats
Where they go?
Three evil rats
What they do?
Three evil rats
Oh, the rats
Three evil rats
Deadly rats
Three evil rats there they go
Marching down the street strapped with bombs
To a battle cry all the while
They're looking for the cat
The cat that once spared the rat
They want to show the cat the thanks
of three evil rats
Three evil rats here and there
Three evil rats everywhere
Searching all around for the innocent cat
From the West Bank town to litter box
They got the butcher's knife
To cut the pussycat's life
The poor puss will get the knife of jihad
with three evil rats
So beware
Three evil rats
Watch your step
Three evil rats
Deadly rats
Three evil rats
Where they go?
Three evil rats
What they do?
Three evil rats
Oh, the rats
Three evil rats
Deadly rats
This song is about the Hamas' plans after getting elected awhile ago.
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Rats are too good for these radicals. 5s
(ABC) A weird political allegory. DKTOS, but that doesn't matter, this was neat.
Don't know what to say about this, intresting, but weird as hell
(ABC) Um, "Searching all around for the innocent cat" are you sure these rats are Jerry, Itchy and Mighty Mouse. . .who always seem to get the better of the cats. . .in any case, I did not have trouble seeing where you were going with this short but sweet parody.
(ABC3) I think I get who the cats and the rats are... very interesting work Max.
(ABC) Rats is right Max - 555
(ABC) I don't know this OS, Max, so I cannot vote but, I can agree with your sentiments here. :-)
ABC- Not big on political or anything to do with rats... eww... rats... but 5-3-4. Sorry
(ABC) Grim.
Not bad
5-4-5, I didn't find this particularly funny, but it was creative.---MM
(ABC) DKTOS, and not really funny, but nonetheless still an interesting parody.
Didn't think it would actually happen:
http://newsblaze.com/story/20070506192305nnnn.nb/newsblaze/TOPSTORY/Top-Stories.html
Did I actually predicted this?
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