Guy can drum, but throatwise, it’s a scary wail
Sent next door some eggs…LAPD
Schmuck’s a clown, no mensch he
Draggin’ down the street
Fixed appointment shortly with the heat

When they saw his face
Said “Guy’s that creep Bieber”!
His drag race was not too well timed
Guy’s a schmuck, guy’s that creep Bieber
He just a dweeb ’r truly slime?

Guy’s a putz, I cringe each time I hear him sing
Why so many rave, I do know not
Sounds like a cat crying
When hit by a train
When I hear this schmuck whine I have pain

After the drag race
The slimy creep Bieber”!
Punched the face of a limo guy
Why’d he punch, whiny creep Bieber
He just a dweeb ’r a cheese rind?

Schmuck’s a clown, no mensch he
Drag ’im from the street
Get the boy sent where there’s little heat

There upon the face
Of guy that’s creep Bieber
Just a trace of Lohan we find
High-pitched schmuck, whiny creep Bieber
This coddled dweeb sure should do time

Or “bye” to creep Bieber
Send him North to icy land of beavers
Say “bye” to creep Bieber
De-de-de-de-deport whiny Bieber