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Song Parodies -> "Whiny Creep Bieber"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Whiny Creep Bieber"

Parody Written by:

Burl Esk & Burl Ires

The Lyrics

Guy can drum, but throatwise, it’s a scary wail
Sent next door some eggs…LAPD
Schmuck’s a clown, no mensch he
Draggin’ down the street
Fixed appointment shortly with the heat

When they saw his face
Said “Guy’s that creep Bieber”!
His drag race was not too well timed
Guy’s a schmuck, guy’s that creep Bieber
He just a dweeb ’r truly slime?

Guy’s a putz, I cringe each time I hear him sing
Why so many rave, I do know not
Sounds like a cat crying
When hit by a train
When I hear this schmuck whine I have pain

After the drag race
The slimy creep Bieber”!
Punched the face of a limo guy
Why’d he punch, whiny creep Bieber
He just a dweeb ’r a cheese rind?

Schmuck’s a clown, no mensch he
Drag ’im from the street
Get the boy sent where there’s little heat

There upon the face
Of guy that’s creep Bieber
Just a trace of Lohan we find
High-pitched schmuck, whiny creep Bieber
This coddled dweeb sure should do time

Or “bye” to creep Bieber
Send him North to icy land of beavers
Say “bye” to creep Bieber
De-de-de-de-deport whiny Bieber

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Beatles 4 Ever - February 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Terrific parody. I just a special report on CBS News about what happened 50 years this week. My mom says she saw the Beatles on TV and wasn't too impressed with. She thinks they caused everything in the world to go wrong. I beg to differ. I'm too young to remember that famous broadcast but the Beatles sounded a lot like the rockabilly acts of the time and they sounded really good. There seems to be an air of innocence in those early songs and a lot of fun and excitement too. Now teenage girlies scream at any stupid hoser. At least the Beatles could sing, write, play and be a special unique one-of-a-kind band. They made milestones, they started up a revolution. Justin Beaver ain't nothing but an immature untalented zero. Justin Beaver Sucks Froggie Doo-Doo. He's a joke.
Jonathan - February 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Leave It To Bieber! 5's
Michael Pacholek - February 06, 2014 - Report this comment
Best thing about the Winter Olympics: We get to see some Canadians who actually have talent.

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