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Song Parodies -> "Brother With A Pink Dress On"
Original Song Title:
"Devil With A Blue Dress On"
Original Performer:
Mitch Ryder And The Detroit Wheels
Parody Song Title:
"Brother With A Pink Dress On"
Parody Written by:
To Serve Man: The Cookbook
The Lyrics
Fee, fee, fi, fi, big ho-mo
Look at Billie now - worse than a crack ho.
Wearin' his lipstick, shaving off his goat
He's got high-heel shoes and a lump in his throat.
Wearin' a half shirt with a belly button ring
Got hot pants on, lookin' zactly like Wrap Cling.
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on (Lord have mercy)
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on
He wears cologne, I think its Po-lo
Got to be the ugliest ho that I know.
He walks really funky making everyone sick
Can't believe anyone doesn't know he has a #ick.
He's totally hairy, and overweight to match
His depraved cliental think he's really quite a catch.
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on (hey, I say now)
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on
Lookin' silly, little Billie
You sure like to ball
Lookin' silly, little Billie
You sure like to ball
While you're struttin' and shakin'
Hopin' the Deliverance guys will call
No matter how drunk he was when he did you Saturday night,
Better get the hell out there before he sees you in daylight.
Lookin' silly, little Billie
You sure like to ball
While you're struttin' and shakin'
Hopin' the Deliverance guys will call
Look at Billie now - worse than a crack ho.
Wearin' his lipstick, shaving off his goat
He's got high-heel shoes and a lump in his throat.
Wearin' a half shirt with a belly button ring
Got hot pants on, lookin' zactly like Wrap Cling.
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on (Lord have mercy)
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on
He wears cologne, I think its Po-lo
Got to be the ugliest ho that I know.
He walks really funky making everyone sick
Can't believe anyone doesn't know he has a #ick.
He's totally hairy, and overweight to match
His depraved cliental think he's really quite a catch.
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on (hey, I say now)
My brother's got a pink dress, pink dress on
Brother's got a pink dress on
Lookin' silly, little Billie
You sure like to ball
Lookin' silly, little Billie
You sure like to ball
While you're struttin' and shakin'
Hopin' the Deliverance guys will call
No matter how drunk he was when he did you Saturday night,
Better get the hell out there before he sees you in daylight.
Lookin' silly, little Billie
You sure like to ball
While you're struttin' and shakin'
Hopin' the Deliverance guys will call
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I usually can't manage more than a modest appreciation of a parody if I can't recall the tune clearly, and since I always feel I can't really attest to the pacing in those instances, I usually don't vote. Although I only remember the chorus of this tune, this reads very very funny, so what the hell: 5-5-5. One question -- that next to last section seems like it should read:
"No matter how drunk YOU WERE when he did you Saturday night,
Better get the hell out there before YOU see HIM in daylight"
?
Anyway... good stuff.
"No matter how drunk YOU WERE when he did you Saturday night,
Better get the hell out there before YOU see HIM in daylight"
?
Anyway... good stuff.
LOL! Good job.
Thanks for the comments mac and Leo Jay. This is my first contribution so I really appreciate the critique. Good advice for the next one. Thanks again.
Lord have mercy! I think I saw him at the mall...
For a Kanamit, you sure have good taste in tasteless humor! 555, good job.
Thanks to ASP and Johnny D for the kind words. Want to come over for dinner?
I have the most lovely recipe for lightly-sauteed cerebral cortex with fava beans and a nice chianti.
I've been away for a few days, so if you've posted a real whopper of a parody in the last week, it'll take me until today to see it. Now... First of all, TSM, that's a GREAT name. Now, to read your parodies, I have "Time Enough At Last." However, I had high hopes for this one, but it sort of -- yes, I'm gonna say it -- petered out. I look forward to your later attempts, though.
Reminds me of someone I know; great job.
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