-> "Bunnies Are Pooping in My Yard"
Original Song Title:
"Bridge on River Kwai / Hitler Has Only Got 1 Ball"
Mitch Miller & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Bunnies Are Pooping in My Yard"
Good citizens of Granola Hills, unite!
There is an insidious curse that plagues our beautiful community,
threatens our environment, intimidates the sanity
& well-being of even the strongest & bravest of our citizenry.
Seldom spoken of in public, overlooked & belittled by the authorities,
it is high time this threat is brought out into the candid scrutiny of daylight!!
The time for this dire situation to be openly & honestly addressed
& effectively handled is NOW!!!
BUNNIES ARE POOPING in my yard.
Not so funny, their turds are round and hard.
By the millions or even trillions,
they leave their feces as pieces of art.
BUNNIES ARE POOPING all night long.
I've hired coyotes to help them move along.
Pellets, powders I've spread for hours-,
but still their plumbing is humming this song:
[ thousands of kazoos, tubas, humming or pharghting to brass instrumental break ]
BUNNIES ARE POOPING ev'rywhere.
All my neighbors don't seem to mind or care.
After midnight, when there's no moonlight,
don't think they’d mind that they'd find that I've shared.
BUNNIES ARE POOPING in my grass,
in my garden, driveway and walking paths.
All my neighbors do me no favors
by loving bunnies: they can just kiss my ass.
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