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Song Parodies -> "A Room Full Of Roasters"

Original Song Title:

"A Room Full Of Roses"

Original Performer:

Mickey Gilley

Parody Song Title:

"A Room Full Of Roasters"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

On the channel, Comedy
Fly insults and profanity
They got a room full of roasters..

One poor soul, celebrity
Somehow - got suckered in to be
Dissed by a room full of roasters..

Each speaker on the dais
Gets up to cut him down
Target of such turd word-play is
Like a Pagliacci clown...

Forced to paint big smiles and laugh
They grit their teeth and take the gaff
There, in a room full of roasters..
Mean and gut-poke jokes..from the staff...


They often choose some "Former Star"
Like Charlie Sheen or Rosanne Barr
To cook in the room full of roasters..

No slam's off base, below the belt
Disgusting verbal rocks, they pelt
There in that room full of roasters..

Raw sexual racy comments
Are delivered ala carte
Quips to make a tough marine blush
In the name of TV art..

If someday I'd have such luck
To be a famous honored schmuck,
I sure won't want a room full of roasters,
I'd rather have my eye sharp-stuck..

I'd rather have my eye sharp-stuck

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Rob Arndt - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's a toast to your roast- 555 cheers!
Meriadoc - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about chicken... ;)
AFW - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob, and Meri...it is, in a way...the poor chicken that gets pecked on...
Peregrin - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this AFW. I have seen some of the roasts and they are incredibly risque!
AFW - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin

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