On the channel, Comedy
Fly insults and profanity
They got a room full of roasters..

One poor soul, celebrity
Somehow - got suckered in to be
Dissed by a room full of roasters..

Each speaker on the dais
Gets up to cut him down
Target of such turd word-play is
Like a Pagliacci clown...

Forced to paint big smiles and laugh
They grit their teeth and take the gaff
There, in a room full of roasters..
Mean and gut-poke jokes..from the staff...


They often choose some "Former Star"
Like Charlie Sheen or Rosanne Barr
To cook in the room full of roasters..

No slam's off base, below the belt
Disgusting verbal rocks, they pelt
There in that room full of roasters..

Raw sexual racy comments
Are delivered ala carte
Quips to make a tough marine blush
In the name of TV art..

If someday I'd have such luck
To be a famous honored schmuck,
I sure won't want a room full of roasters,
I'd rather have my eye sharp-stuck..

I'd rather have my eye sharp-stuck