We have sun that scarcely sets on summer
We have snow on ground five months a year
We did give the world the gift of Linux
and Koskenkorva is us oh so dear

I'm proud to be Ice Monkey from Helsinki
A place where porter beer is just okay
Where we are hooked on F1 and ice hockey -
It's either Jokers, Blues or IFK

We have beaches on the coast of Baltic
We have islands and the seas of blue
We go partying night and day in summer
with pot and moonshine, mushrooms, speed and glue

I'm proud to be Ice Monkey from Helsinki
A place where porter beer is just okay
Where we are hooked on F1 and ice hockey -
It's either Jokers, Blues or IFK

We love Formula One here in Helsinki
Just any loonie can here drive a car
Roads are bad, but that's Darwin's selection
Guys feel cool if they have face with scar

I'm proud to be Ice Monkey from Helsinki
A place where porter beer is just okay
Where we are hooked on F1 and ice hockey -
It's either Jokers, Blues or IFK

In winter it is perfect hockey season
Boys and girls they all go on the ice
And if the guy with zebra gear ain't watching
It's time to do some tricks which are not nice

I'm proud to be Ice Monkey from Helsinki
A place where porter beer is just okay
Where we are hooked on F1 and ice hockey -
It's either Jokers, Blues or IFK

And we hoist the Blue Cross Flag on sixth December
In Helsinki, Finland, up there in EU