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Song Parodies -> "Darius Committed A Crime"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Tried"

Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"Darius Committed A Crime"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Alright, I knew what I did on Irregular Webcomic was bad, that's why I decided to make a parody about it. The original song called Mama Tried is owned by Merle Haggard.
[Verse 1]
Back in 2016,
at the guilty age of 15.
I was registered in David's forums at the time.
I was having a good Sunday,
I just couldn't wait to stay,
Until David just found out that I committed a crime.
I was the only teen around,
Who almost landed in the pound.
Cause David didn't enjoy my comics no more.
Despite all my good behavior,
Towards bad actions that I did sooner.
'til David thought it's best to be ignored.

On Irregular Webcomic, I did all the bad stuff there,
I was stealing David's data, yes, it was a crime, it was a crime.
I would get prosecuted for it, which means I'll be doing time.
That leaves only me to blame, cause I committed a crime.

[Verse 2]
David, I'll leave you alone.
I'll let you go back to your home.
I'll make my own website in a month or two,
All these multiple accounts I had,
I know that it's very bad.
I wish you some good luck that you always do.

[Chorus 2]
On Irregular Webcomic, I did many bad things there,
Causing David's loss of data, was a big crime, it was a crime.
I made David's life miserable, that's why I'm in here doing time.
That leaves only me to blame, cause I committed a crime.

I hope I learned what I did wrong on David's discussion forums..
I hope everything turns all right next time. (I don't need to worry about it any more)
(c) Darius himself.

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