[Verse 1]
Back in 2016,
at the guilty age of 15.
I was registered in David's forums at the time.
I was having a good Sunday,
I just couldn't wait to stay,
Until David just found out that I committed a crime.
I was the only teen around,
Who almost landed in the pound.
Cause David didn't enjoy my comics no more.
Despite all my good behavior,
Towards bad actions that I did sooner.
'til David thought it's best to be ignored.

[Chorus]
On Irregular Webcomic, I did all the bad stuff there,
I was stealing David's data, yes, it was a crime, it was a crime.
I would get prosecuted for it, which means I'll be doing time.
That leaves only me to blame, cause I committed a crime.

[Verse 2]
David, I'll leave you alone.
I'll let you go back to your home.
I'll make my own website in a month or two,
All these multiple accounts I had,
I know that it's very bad.
I wish you some good luck that you always do.

[Chorus 2]
On Irregular Webcomic, I did many bad things there,
Causing David's loss of data, was a big crime, it was a crime.
I made David's life miserable, that's why I'm in here doing time.
That leaves only me to blame, cause I committed a crime.