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Song Parodies -> "True Finn from Helsinki"

Original Song Title:

"Okie From Muskogee"

Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"True Finn from Helsinki"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

We don't stand pushing heroin in Helsinki
We don't like our kids injecting speed
We don't like paying debts of spendthrift countries
We like laws being fair, and living free

We don't like abortion as contraception
We don't like jobs fleeing to Far East
We don't like our country sold by kilo -
We like guns and nature and free speech

I'm proud to be a True Finn from Helsinki
Conservative with reason and big heart
We want to build together a better country
The society which I am too a part

We don't like our leaders being clueless
We abhor abusing status of refugee
And illegal immigrants on social shopping
We appreciate hard work and honesty

I'm proud to be a True Finn from Helsinki
Conservative with reason and big heart
We want to build together a better country
The society which I am too a part

And if we can shake up the whole darn EU
Then we can change our country a bit more smart!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
A gun and freedom loving country that pays its debts. Remember when the United States used to be that way?
Old Man Ribber - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Sussana - You can tell the Germans, you can tell the Dutch, you can tell a Frenchman but you cannot tell him much! Bravo to all Finns, thank you for this parody, and HUGGG to you. ;D
John Jenkins! - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done. I like the way this parody was strong to the Finn-ish.
AFW - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Country song to support the country..nothing wrong with that..
Susanna Viljanen - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow! Thank you for all your votes and comments! The landslide victory of Perussuomalaiset (True Finns) in our recent Parliamentary election - has shaken up the whole EU. But in the end it was the Joe and Jane Average who blew the whistle, saying "Enough!" for the Political Correctness in this country. True Finns are a National Conservative party - they have filled the niche of the party of the small guy when the Left deceived their old supporters (the working class) and the Right deceived its values (home-faith-fatherland). They filled the niche which both the Left and Right left behind.

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