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Song Parodies -> "Red Neck Hippie From Mississippi"

Original Song Title:

"Okie From Muscogee"

Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"Red Neck Hippie From Mississippi"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I originally submitted this over 2 years ago under the title "Hippie From Mississippi" under the psuedonym RED NECK MOTHER, before I started using my stage name of Dee Range. The original version can be found here: This new version has been modified quite a bit. For anybody that read and commented on the original version, I would appreciate your opinion if this is better or worse.
I don't smoke marijuana 'less I got some
I've never rolled a joint in my sleep
I've never cussed a copper inside a courthouse
And I hardly ever make love to cows or sheep

I'm a red-neck hippie from Mississippi
Indoor plumbin' is a bottle or empty can
Where gonorrhea is a family tradition
And for most of us third grade was a five year plan

We can throw a party over damn near nothin'
Gettin' drunk when your kid's potty trained
But last night Junior had a relapse
And so 8 long years went down the frikkin' drain

I'm a red neck hippie from Mississippi
Where cows and sheep run scared all across my ranch
Kissin' our cousins is a life long tradition
And our fam'ly tree don't even have a single branch

CSI has trouble here in Mississippi
They find dead bodies but can't figure out the name
'Cos dental records here are non-existent
And everyone's DNA's exactly the same

I'm a red neck hippie from Mississippi
It's hot as hell but we don't give a damn
Since our definition of relative humidity
Is the sweat drippin' offa you onto yer sister Pam

That's Jackson, Mississippi, USA

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

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John Barry - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Finally, a song about Trent Lott. Brutally funny.
Matthias - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah love a good redneck perodi!!!!
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG this is GOOD...absolutely my favorite of the day
Meriadoc - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I jist luuuuv them there makin fun a Southerer songs....
Dee Range - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
John Barry, Matthias, alvin, and Meriadoc, thanks. - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow - did I miss the return of Dee Range? Or did you just slip back in here unannounced? All I know of the original is the title, unfortunately, but that didn't stop me from enjoying this more than I probably should have. Full of highlights, but I'll name a few: the first line, Junior's relapse, CSI's two challenges, and "relative humidity."
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm proud to give you mercy from New Jersey.
Dee Range - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spaffman...This is my first post since I trekked back down from the mountains.Camping in a tent for two and a half months wore me out so bad I had to head to Las Vegas for a rest lol. Michael, you must be in high spirits with the Yanks recent plunder of Boston...thanks.
TJC - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice...3rd grade / 5 yr plan and Not a single branch lines also particularly inspired.
AFW - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Both versions are highly hilarious down home humor...great lines throughout..
Dee Range - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
TJC and AFW, thanks so much for reading and the nice comments.
Lionel Mertens - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the DNA line and relative humidity. Glad to see you back.
Dee Range - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Lionel "Train" Mertens and PMS...thanks. It's good to be back, and sleeping in a bed again.
Red Ant - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent work Dee, TMGLTM, and welcome back to the site. 555.
Dee Range - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack, it's good to sit here and be back in touch with friends again, after my self-inposed exile in the mountains this summer. I needed the break, but really miss this place, with all the laughter it brings to me daily.

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