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Song Parodies -> "Rednecks Toasted by an Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chesnuts Roasting by an Open Fire (The Christmas Song)"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme, R. Wells, Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Rednecks Toasted by an Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Carol DeLuca

The Lyrics

Rednecks toasted by an open fire
Snot balls dripping from their nose
Wobbling dudes
Trying to get even higher
Dressed up in their finest flannel clothes.

Everybody knows Wild Turkey and some good ole' smoke
Helps to get the rednecks right
Bearded drunks, with their eyes all aglow
Will have no problems sleeping tonight.

They know that Christmas is on the way
And that football's on the TV all day
And every redneck is gonna try
To roast a turkey in the smoker while they're high.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To rednecks from 1 to 92
Although it's been cooked, many times many ways,
The best cooked turkey is BBQ'd.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 8

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Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving day's main course features road kill. Nicely done Carol, Keep 'em coming.
Leah Lockhart - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Wait, you mean not everyone spends Thanksgiving like this?? Welcome, Carol. Great job.
Michael Pacholek - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
And these are the guys Howie Dean wants to reach out to?
Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You made me laugh out loud in spite of myself, so I feel compelled to give you three fives. Well done!
Adagio - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
That was funny! Welcome!
Guy - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
You might be a redneck if you think hitting a deer with your pickup at 65 miles an hour is your idea of fast food.
David Chrenko - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
A right fine Rednek seven course Christmas feast - barbequed turkey and a six pack o' Lone Star. Welcome!
Carol DeLuca - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I thank all of you for your nice comments. I was very nervous about putting my "work" on. Thanks again.
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, Carol! Everyone feels nervous when their parody is posted. You'll gain more confidence as time passes.=)
Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
If you think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines!"...or if the first six words are "I wish I was in de..."... you might be a redneck.
PH - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done Carol. If it was in Australia they'd be drooling and drinking beer and having farting competitions while they shoot kangaroos.

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