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Song Parodies -> "Hosni, Kill me, Diss Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Mel Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Hosni, Kill me, Diss Me"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

Hosni, Hosni
Will you never go
Or still just hose me, hose me
Lit’rally, figuratively too

Kill me, kill me
I’m expecting that’s why my fate will be, killed me
For a moment your latest lies thrilled me, filled me
With hope but then your latest speech illed me, filled me
With despair cuz we’re not rid of you

He tell me be sensible, hey don’t you love
Your country? I do, it’s the same as mine
You have kept us in the dark ages and of
You we’re sick, caused so much harm
And though you don’t eat pork you’re a swine

Diss me, diss me
Treat me and my brethren like children
Piss me, piss me
Off is what you always do
And mislead, mislead
As to “phemisms” that is a “eu”

Shifty, shifty
That is you, a self-centered shill
Grifting, grifting
To the country’s wealth, adieu
You’re shifting, shifting
Billions to an offshore rendezvous

Hosni, Hosni’s
Never ever every gonna go
Until it’s his mortal time to go

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Pol - Another fine effort from our resident Egyptologist! ;D
Tommy Turtle - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Superb switch, posted perfectly presciently, as he stepped down today. Faves: pork/swine, and the wonderful mangling of "phiemsms/eu", far outweigh teensy polishing needed on pace and stress. Fantastic for a new writer.
أأ. الخامس من, خماسي, ورقة الخمسة دولارات
أ. الخامس من, خماسي, ورقة الخمسة دولارات أ. الخامس من, خماسي, ورقة الخمسة دولارا
TranslaTion - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(five five five)
TJC - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Many (Mu'y?) fantastic lines with clever, sophisticated word choices and premium title sub--There's no deNilein' this parody deserves fives!

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