Chorus-Cleveland was in awful times and it was a sad sad story. We need someone to restore the city's former glory. Where oh where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found a man for you and me. And now it's...
Lead Tenor-Springtime for the Kooch and Cleveland. The Plum town is happy and gay. We've been called the great mistake on the polluted Erie lake. Springtime for the Kooch and Cleveland. Its still winter in a small glance. Springtime for the Kooch and Cleveland. Now our bankrupt workers now dance.
Munie Light Worker-I worked for the Munie light. But he didn't sell si its allright.
Drew Carey-Don't be stupid, be a smartie. Cleveland is the place to party.
Chorus-Springtime for the Kooch and Cleveland. His hometown still loves him. And So-Cal. His vegan ways and U.S. Trade will make the Pres afterall. Springtime for the Kooch and Cleveland. He'll do what he did in 2004. Springtime for the Kooch and Cleveland. Then he'll tell W, He'll so tell W, To get us out of this War!!!