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Song Parodies -> "Mega MAGA post"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy; My Girl"

Original Performer:

Mary Wells; The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Mega MAGA post"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This sub was so obvious I'm amazed nobody thought of it before. If it had been Jeff Flake it would have bit me
Nothing you can say
Will lead me astray from MAGA (MAGA)
No one you can smear
Cause we'll still adhere to MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
I'm sticking to MAGA despite myths of collusion
Like words of confusion
It's all illusion
I'm telling you that it's vain,
You can't stop the train of MAGA (MAGA)

Spurning all your spew
Cause it's all untrue 'bout MAGA (MAGA)
Nothing there to buy
Cause it's all a lie 'bout MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
I gave MAGA my word of honor
That I would stay faithful .. to the Don-ner
You best be bereavin'
Your tall tale's unweavin' 'bout MAGA

As a matter of opinion
I think you're nuts
Talking about Russians
And-a God knows what
As a matter of taste
And his lack of tact
You're undeserving
As a matter of fact

No foam-at-mouth douche
Could pry me unloose from MAGA (MAGA)
No foam-flecked tweet
Will make us retreat from MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
He may not be a grammar star
But when it comes to screaming madness .. you are
There's not a progg today
That can cause me dismay for MAGA

No mangining man
Can disrupt the plan of MAGA (MAGA)
No trumped-up case
Could put coup de grace to MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
He may not be a Swampland Czar
But when it comes to causing havoc .. we are
There's no manjaw today
Who could lead me astray from MAGA

(What you say?)
There's not a tweet today
That can cause me dismay for MAGA
(Tell me more!)
There's not a progg today
That could keep me away from MAGA

(Going now to the other side of the gender divide with the Temptations ...)

I see storm clouds .. on a sunny day
When he trolls my side .. I clutch my muff in dismay
I guess you'll say
What could make me squeal this way
MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
Talking about MAGA ... MAGA!!

I got so much venom, the wasps envy me
I've got a screeching sound, baby
Like a demented banshee
Well, I guess you'll say
What could make me see doomsday
MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
Squawking about MAGA ... MAGA!

I dont need no logic, discourse or taste
I just keep on bitching, baby
Because my soul's debased
Well, I guess you'll say
What can cause this brain decay
MAGA (MAGA, MAGA)
Talking about MAGA .. MAGA!

(Balking about MAGA)
I see decline in these booming days of MAGA
I even see the end of days, with MAGA
(Balking about MAGA, MAGA, MAGA)
Squawking, squawking about, squawking about MAGA
(Squawking about MAGA ....)

(Finally, this relates to a hilarious video called "Happy Purim" with clips that show Orthodox Jews dancing and clapping in perfect sync with the song "Happy". Since this group is strongly supportive of Trump, my muse was stirred to provide lyrics. The parody is slightly truncated because the OS was truncated in the video)


It sounds meshuggah what I'm gonna say
Greatness is here, take it to the bank
From a .. orange haired tycoon we can embrace
With the Arabs in a flare up 'bout the Holy Place

(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel that Mueller's lacking proof
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel that Logan Act is a ruse
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you know what MAGA-ness means to Jews
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel that MAG is your point of view

Here come Fake News talking this and that
You smeared with all you got, and it fell flat
I should probably warn you that he'll troll your side
No offense to you, but your scheme has died

(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel like Schumer is just a poof
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel like Clapper dont speak the truth
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you know what record Dow is for you
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel like that's what 's good for Jews

(MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA) Can't bring him down .. can't nothing
(MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA) Bring him down .. The Dow is too high
(MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA) At thirty thou .. can't nothing
(MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA) Bring it down I said

(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel like Putin thing is a goof
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel like Tapper does speak untruth
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you know that Never Trumpers are obtuse
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel that MAGA's good for Jews

(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel like POTUS is beyond reproof
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you feel that CNN is fake news
(Because it's MAGA) Clap along if you know that FISA court was abused
(Because it's MAGA) MAG along if you feel like that's what you want to do
That last tune was my 300th parody song at Amiright. I know it says 232 Malcoms by my name but i also have 9 other parodies under different names, plus 59 extra songs in innumerable multiple song posts, which is just something I do .. for reasons even I dont understand

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Big D - January 31, 2018 - Report this comment
That’s right, all the way to the base....now see if you can get your tongue underneath; that’s my favorite
Gogo gopher - January 31, 2018 - Report this comment
me no likey
Jonathan - January 31, 2018 - Report this comment
MAGA!!! 5s
Patrick - February 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice transposition of MAGA with "My Guy". Not familiar with the Jewish song, but the first two capture the pathological madness surrounding the unproven allegations of Russian collaboration, which, even if true, is not illegal. Great lines all around. Just made the 300 mark myself, not long ago. I like your unusual style, posting related songs together. I've used a pseudonym, too, that didn't count to the 300. Keep the good songs coming.
CML - February 01, 2018 - Report this comment
The song "Happy" is a big mainstream pop hit from a few years back. You have almost certainly have heard it Patrick. Check out the video "Happy Purim" It'll slay you. Be sure to swallow anything you're drinking first.

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