Song Parodies -> Bi Guy
| Original Song Title: | "My Guy" |
| Original Performer: | Mary Wells |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bi Guy" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
From the POV of a gal whose main man loves....well, everybody really!
Never call him gay
Coz he swings both ways, he's my guy (bi guy!)
He loves me to death
Also Beth and Seth for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)
I'm stickin' with my guy
Although he's much derided
I won't try to fight it
He's....undecided!
I'm tellin' you he don't care
About which bits go where- he's bi guy
Nothing makes me smile
Like blokes; versatile...those bi guys (bi guys!)
Nothing makes me hot
Like dudes who do the lot...those bi guys (bi guys, bi guys!)
He tells me lovin's really easy
When you end up......AC/DC
My fella's so givin'
He's also recievin'....bi guy!
As a healthy metrosexual he takes great care
His opinion is he's got really great hair
As a matter of taste to be exact
He's my ideal coz he loves Jill and Jack..
A muscle bound man
A nurse called Fran for my guy (bi guy!)
A hairy chest
A coupla C-cup breasts for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)
He may not be a movie star
But he is brilliant in a menage....a trois!
It could be Jan today
Julio or BJ for my guy
It could be Stan today
Julia or Rene for my guy
(He wants more!)
It could be Dan or Ray
Who's to know? Who's to say? My bi guy.....
Coz he swings both ways, he's my guy (bi guy!)
He loves me to death
Also Beth and Seth for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)
I'm stickin' with my guy
Although he's much derided
I won't try to fight it
He's....undecided!
I'm tellin' you he don't care
About which bits go where- he's bi guy
Nothing makes me smile
Like blokes; versatile...those bi guys (bi guys!)
Nothing makes me hot
Like dudes who do the lot...those bi guys (bi guys, bi guys!)
He tells me lovin's really easy
When you end up......AC/DC
My fella's so givin'
He's also recievin'....bi guy!
As a healthy metrosexual he takes great care
His opinion is he's got really great hair
As a matter of taste to be exact
He's my ideal coz he loves Jill and Jack..
A muscle bound man
A nurse called Fran for my guy (bi guy!)
A hairy chest
A coupla C-cup breasts for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)
He may not be a movie star
But he is brilliant in a menage....a trois!
It could be Jan today
Julio or BJ for my guy
It could be Stan today
Julia or Rene for my guy
(He wants more!)
It could be Dan or Ray
Who's to know? Who's to say? My bi guy.....
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he can be the he-be and the she-be - LOL Kristof - that "muscle-bound man" feel into place nicely! - 555
This guy must live somewhere along the Hers-he Biway. Well done. Lots of great lines.
Just call me fives guy.
Pretty funny!
I hereby give you straight 5's.
outstanding..great concept and execution...5s
Could be worse. He could also be bipolar.
Sounds like a superhero name... "BI-GUY, the world's strongest bisexual!"
Not sure what a menage a trois has to do with someone who speaks two languages...oh, wait! One of the languages must be French! I get it now!
Kristof, I came across this because I thought of the title and searched to see if anyone had already done it. Glad it was you. This is FANTASTIC! 5s.
I can relate. At least when I'm drunk I can relate.
(ABC4) Still straight on funny~
(ABC4) These 5's only swing one way...your way!
(ABC4) so many funny ideas in this one, Kristof - you're MY guy, mate! (in an arms-length kinda way) and wow again for the "muscle-bound guy" fit
(ABC). . . .Not sure what to insert here. . . .HA. . .Seriously, that is HILARIOUS. . .and done in so little space! This one is one that I've never seen by you--so it was refreshing to see this topic taken on by such a novel parodist such as yourself
Excellent job, I can only go one way on this...5s! (ouch, that was used before)
(ABC) Hm, I wonder if anyone will copy the OS' "answer song" and do "Bi Girl"...;) But this was brilliant, Kris.
That was awesome! 5s
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