No matter's ever gray,
Tarot cards obey,
The psych guy.
There is no issue,
He cannot persue,
The psych guy.
Gold bricking on his lies,
He's such a real go getter,
He's hell-bent-for-leather,
His act's together.
He can plot your psychic chart,
He's got it to an art, that psych guy.

Heading off hoodoo,
With some hex voodoo.
That psych guy.
(Psych guy)
Nothing he won't try,
To make you to rely,
On psych guy.
(psych guy)
That psych guy,
Is a real gone goner,
All soothsay-ful,
And he's gonna,
Get you to believing,
While he is deceiving,
His lies.

He will scatter every minion,
He'll make them stop,
My opinion is,
He's full of bull drop.
Doesn't matter the case,
He will exact,
With you a deal,
And a 'better' contract.

He's a hustle hound man,
With get rich plans,
That psych guy.
(Psych guy)
Got interface,
To ev'ry psychic space,
That psych guy,
(Psych guy)
Miss Cleo was a psychic czar,
Then we found out she was crappy,
Too far.
So won't you call today,
Let him do your soothsay,
Our psych guy.

He's a hustle hound man,
With get rich plans,
That psych guy.
(Psych guy)
Got interface,
To ev'ry psychic space,
That psych guy,
(Psych guy)
Miss Cleo was a psychic czar,
Then we found out she was crappy,
Too far.
So won't you call today,
Let him do your soothsay,
Our psych guy.
(what'cha say?)

So won't you call today,
Let him do your soothsay,
Our psych guy.
(Tell you more!)

So won't you call today,
Let him do your soothsay,
Our psych guy.