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Song Parodies -> "My Guy"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"My Guy"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

In the same sort of vein as Tom Lehrer's "She's My Girl"... but with a little motive showing
There's nothing you can say could tear me away
From my guy
Although he's kind of odd, 'cause he thinks he's God
Does my guy

He's thinkin' is my guy, he's a virile shagger
If he starts to stagger, we'll
Use viagra
And I'm guessing from the start
He's got a dickey heart
Has my guy

It wouldn't be untrue to say he's unu-
Sual, my guy
'Cause he is so overweight that he travels as freight
Does my guy
Won't use hair dye - uses paint
And like a lovin' Casanova - well, he ain't
But you must be believing
I won't be a-leaving
My guy

He's full of his own opinion, and he never stops
And my opinion is he'll talk till he drops
He's lacking in taste, he's such a flirt
He'd cop a feel at anything in a skirt

He belches a lot, his sleeves are green with snot
My guy
No handsome face, underwear's a disgrace
Ewww... my guy
I've seen him wear his mother's bra
And when he comes in in a nappy - bizarre
And he's vindictive and crass
A royal pain-in-the-ass
My guy

No muscle-bound man: can't even lift my hand
Can my guy
No handsome face: zits all over the place
On my guy (my guy)
He may not be a movie star
Very soon we're getting married - we are
A real sonofabitch,
But he's old, and he's rich
My guy
If he falls overboard
That's OK - he's insured
My guy
Oh yes, the way to his heart
Is with a poisoned dart
My guy

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Uh, Phil, when Arwen sees this, she's gonna be very uspet that you're writing songs about her ex-boyfriends before she can!
alvin rhodes - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully written...i especially liked the 'shagger/stagger/viagra bit
John Barry - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
High fives for "My Guy."
Phil Alexander - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael - I guess it is a rather Arwenesque sort of theme. I'll take that as a compliment :-)
Alvin - I've had a "shag ya/viagra" rhyme in a Slade "My Oh My" parody for some years (that wouldn't make amiright, unfortunately) so I reckoned it'd work similarly well here, too.
JB - Thanks. :-)
Unusual these days... more than twice as many votes as comments: have you guys been voting twice?
Yoidy - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
My kinda guy! 555

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