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Song Parodies -> "The Perfect Patsy"

Original Song Title:

"The Perfect Nanny"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"The Perfect Patsy"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Wanted: a patsy for two deplorable years.
Please enjoy your pre-si-den-cy
Border wall-less, no steel fence-y...
Tax cuts for
Rich guys;
Make threats,
Tell lies.

A stable genius, spelling's shit-ty,
Fairly cheap and lately quit-ty...
Loves to go golfing, sends mean tweets--
Then cheats!

Catches softballs from Pirro--
Burning down the government...
Like Nero!

Criticizes mainstream media--
And as for Russia, gets amnesia...

This two year administration
Makes each day a self-recrimination--
At least Special Counsel team will soon release
Indictments, reports
And seven guilty pleas!

Hurry, Donny!
Take a dump,
Then eat it!
--Ms. Melania Trump
©Bob "Aguanta La Güera" Gomez 2019

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Pacing: 1.1
How Funny: 1.1
Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 174

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 5   5

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2Eagle - January 30, 2019 - Report this comment
I love the part about Nero burning down.
2Wizard - February 10, 2019 - Report this comment
I like how nobody actually reads your crap.
Darius Whitehead - February 11, 2019 - Report this comment
Ah well. You're the boss.
Bob Gomez - February 11, 2019 - Report this comment
This is view #210.
CML - February 12, 2019 - Report this comment
And about 170 of those "views" are the results of some maniac manipulating the scoring system to post ones. Every time you do that you create a page view ... but of course you know that.
Bob Gomez - February 13, 2019 - Report this comment
This is view #217.

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