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Song Parodies -> "The Perfect Patsy"
Original Song Title:
"The Perfect Nanny"
Original Performer:
Mary Poppins Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"The Perfect Patsy"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Wanted: a patsy for two deplorable years.
Please enjoy your pre-si-den-cy
Border wall-less, no steel fence-y...
Tax cuts for
Rich guys;
Make threats,
Tell lies.
A stable genius, spelling's shit-ty,
Fairly cheap and lately quit-ty...
Loves to go golfing, sends mean tweets--
Marries...
Then cheats!
Catches softballs from Pirro--
Burning down the government...
Like Nero!
Criticizes mainstream media--
And as for Russia, gets amnesia...
This two year administration
Makes each day a self-recrimination--
At least Special Counsel team will soon release
Indictments, reports
And seven guilty pleas!
Hurry, Donny!
Take a dump,
Then eat it!
--Ms. Melania Trump
Border wall-less, no steel fence-y...
Tax cuts for
Rich guys;
Make threats,
Tell lies.
A stable genius, spelling's shit-ty,
Fairly cheap and lately quit-ty...
Loves to go golfing, sends mean tweets--
Marries...
Then cheats!
Catches softballs from Pirro--
Burning down the government...
Like Nero!
Criticizes mainstream media--
And as for Russia, gets amnesia...
This two year administration
Makes each day a self-recrimination--
At least Special Counsel team will soon release
Indictments, reports
And seven guilty pleas!
Hurry, Donny!
Take a dump,
Then eat it!
--Ms. Melania Trump
©Bob "Aguanta La Güera" Gomez 2019
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I love the part about Nero burning down.
I like how nobody actually reads your crap.
Ah well. You're the boss.
This is view #210.
And about 170 of those "views" are the results of some maniac manipulating the scoring system to post ones. Every time you do that you create a page view ... but of course you know that.
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