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Song Parodies -> "Chimp Chimpery"

Original Song Title:

"Chim Chimney"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Chimp Chimpery"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Contrary to TV stereotypes, and old male chimpanzee is hardly a lovable creature. Indeed, it turns into a highly aggressive, irritable creature that has amazing strength in its arms and hands as well as a powerful bite ... as illustrated in this showstopper tune from the upcoming musical version of "Planet of the Apes"
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cher-ee
A male is a vicious as vicious can be
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cheroo
Your bones will be cracked if I shakes 'ands with you

I'm goin' apesh*t (whoot, whoot)
And that's cranky too

As I get older, I get more high strung
You best keep away or I'll rip out your tongue
Though I spends me time in the bushes and trees
Dont get too close or I'll fling my feces

Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chim chimp cher-ee
A male is as cranky as cranky can be
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cheroo
Might pull off your ears if I lays 'ands on you
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cher-ee
A male can be crazed as a simian banshee
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cheroo
Will wish you was dead if I lays 'ands on you

I choose me targets with pride, yes I do
An ear I can pull and a nose I can chew
Up where the Congolese rapids are swirled
'Tween treetops and floor is the chimpanzee world
Where there's lots of foul play, and there ain't no white knight
There's things 'alfway savage, and things 'alfway right
On the banks of the Congo, hoot, what a sight

Though I'm covered in blood from me 'head to me toes
An old chimp is dreaded wherever he goes

Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cher-ee
When you cross a chimp, you best turn round and flee
No where is there a more apesh*ting crew
Than them wot hoots
Chimp chimp cher-ee, chimp cheroo




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Pacing: 4.3
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Total Votes: 18

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annimal - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
how are you at swimming?
General Ursus - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
The Gorillas aren't going to like this!
Rob Arndt - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
You're no chump over chimps- 555!
CML - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Funny you should say that Rob, because this song is actually a case of chimps over chum. I was trying to do "Chum Chumery" as part of JAB's "Chumpocalyse" but the words wouldn't come .. for chum, that is. Then the words "Chimp Chimpery" popped into my head .... and here we are.
A Great Man - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Is this a parody, or is this a "parody"? If this is a "parody," it could also be a mongoose or a 1965 Ford Mustang.
CML - March 18, 2017 - Report this comment
I see what you "mean", AGM. "Point" well taken.
Pat - March 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Can you do something about King Kong?
Rob Arndt - March 19, 2017 - Report this comment
I second the upper request. I think you should do it CML maybe using the Village People "In the Navy" as 'On Skull Island"...?
CML (Callmelemuel) - March 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD it with requests about that muthaf#ck*n' ape on this muthaf#ck*n THREAD!!
CML - March 20, 2017 - Report this comment
In other words, I'll give it a shot but it may take a while ;-D
CML - March 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Why, I do believe something is bubbling up in my brain on this score, and it might not be the micro-emboli deposited by the heart lung machine

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