Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cher-ee
A male is a vicious as vicious can be
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cheroo
Your bones will be cracked if I shakes 'ands with you

I'm goin' apesh*t (whoot, whoot)
And that's cranky too

As I get older, I get more high strung
You best keep away or I'll rip out your tongue
Though I spends me time in the bushes and trees
Dont get too close or I'll fling my feces

Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chim chimp cher-ee
A male is as cranky as cranky can be
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cheroo
Might pull off your ears if I lays 'ands on you
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cher-ee
A male can be crazed as a simian banshee
Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cheroo
Will wish you was dead if I lays 'ands on you

I choose me targets with pride, yes I do
An ear I can pull and a nose I can chew
Up where the Congolese rapids are swirled
'Tween treetops and floor is the chimpanzee world
Where there's lots of foul play, and there ain't no white knight
There's things 'alfway savage, and things 'alfway right
On the banks of the Congo, hoot, what a sight

Though I'm covered in blood from me 'head to me toes
An old chimp is dreaded wherever he goes

Chimp chimpery, chimp chimpery, chimp chimp cher-ee
When you cross a chimp, you best turn round and flee
No where is there a more apesh*ting crew
Than them wot hoots
Chimp chimp cher-ee, chimp cheroo