Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, you know their diagnosis
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this

'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die
'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die

Becoz I dunno 'ow to speak or any kinda math
I go around wiv all my mates and say you all look naff
I reckon I am really 'ard and I can break your nose
The fittest bird has 'ad my third, to him do all thanx goes

Oh,
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, you know their diagnosis
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this

'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die
'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die

We travel all around the park and anywhere we went
We try to smash up all the cars, but leave a little dent
I'm used to fights at any night or time or day, you see
I say we smash their faces and go out for KFC

Oh,
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, you know their diagnosis
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this

'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die
'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die

(You can say this in their language, which is:
"'E's a fuckin' wicked mush, quali'y diamond geeza"
But that's going a bit too far, don't you think)

So when them bitch have got your gun, there's no need for delay
Start marching right on round and start a shoot-out on the way
But better fight them carefully, or you'll be dead like Dave
That night, once putten' in the dirt, we vandalised his grave
(Oh, and a lovely mess we made too)

Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, I know it's quite outrageous
Rupert Bear is such a chav, so everyone accuses