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Song Parodies -> "Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"
Original Song Title:
"Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic-Expi-Ali-Docius!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mary Poppins
Parody Song Title:
"Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"
Parody Written by:
Poopie Longstocking
The Lyrics
My mum took me to see Mary Poppins when I was little, and this was my favourite song!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Careful not to flush them down, they're so gourmet a treat, see?
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
I love it when my abdomen is swollen full of shite!
I take my place upon my throne and push with all my might!
I grimace grunt and squeal and shout 'til pleasure fills my bum!
That sweet relief from sphincter-grief feels so good when it comes!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Careful not to flush them down, the Prince of Wales will eat these!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
There's nothing quite as lovely as a log that comes from me!
Especially dissolving in a toilet bowl of pee!
My yellow urine mixes with my pinched-off human waste,
And forms a yellow-brownish chowder doggies love to taste!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Send them to the palace so the Queen can feed her corgis!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Careful not to flush them down, they're so gourmet a treat, see?
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
I love it when my abdomen is swollen full of shite!
I take my place upon my throne and push with all my might!
I grimace grunt and squeal and shout 'til pleasure fills my bum!
That sweet relief from sphincter-grief feels so good when it comes!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Careful not to flush them down, the Prince of Wales will eat these!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
There's nothing quite as lovely as a log that comes from me!
Especially dissolving in a toilet bowl of pee!
My yellow urine mixes with my pinched-off human waste,
And forms a yellow-brownish chowder doggies love to taste!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Send them to the palace so the Queen can feed her corgis!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
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This is hilarious!
You can say that again!
This smells like bean rear shit. Whoops gotta go, gotta do number 5. That's 2 upside down.
Hey, PP Longstuffing...are you on drugs?
Reminds us of our big hit, "House at POO Corner".
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HOW did you come up with such a close match to the original?
I'll be singing this every time I pinch a loaf!
I hate it. I don't know how to say this, but poop parodies have gone way over the line lately; I think they should stop now. I'd rate it but you can't click negative numbers as your score.
Hey, it's Hankey the Christmas Poo's relative!
Did I mention this one sucks?
It's ass-inine, but the craft is fine, so 5-5-5 -- that ain't no jive.
DISGUSTING!! In extremely poor taste.
Nobody told you to taste it -- just look at it! Now look at who's the potty mouth... serves you right!
I'm reading this again and lauging my, er, ass off. Also mirth-inducing are the comments and pseudonyms.
Wow. You really are full of crap. I love it. p.s. you people poo-pooing this song (no pun intended) get a sense of humor...we don't need you to tell us it's in bad taste, cause that's why it's great!
Awesum song, was pissing myself laughing. Only bad part was the assholes who bagged it out.
You all must be dumb to think this parody's good, because it's not. It STINKS!! :P
Great rhyming. It DID get a bit too gross, but who am I to judge... I did http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem190.shtml fer crying out loud! 555 PS. Why do you spell 'foetid' the UK way and 'feces' the US way? It's fetid/feces or foetid/faeces.
what Luke said, and I've gotta admit, despite myself, I'm starting to find them funny - in that so-over-the-top way that the over-the-topness makes it funny - (not to overanalyse it or anything)
Madame Poopie thanks all who visited, and announces she shall be moving her musical bowels again presently!
Hey, PP Longstinking, I have a question for you (and it's specifically addressed to you): Do you have anything better to do with your life than think/write/talk about bodliy waste? That's the most disgusting thing in the world. You need to get your mind OUT of the toilet and get checked into a mental hospital, like the kind they have in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" (which I believe you've never heard of).
parodies about poo and bums and stuff like that are a little inmature and for me are a massive turn-off, but you've pulled this one off quite well...
No, hang on a mo... in light of recent events (Poopie sucking up to other authors in order to get high marks), i've decided that you are a complete idiot who is intent on wasting everybody's time and energy so if you could go and die quietly somewhere that would be great, thanx
2 upside down is a 7 with a tail on it. There's a difference between backwards and upside down and face down and all that.
I gave this a 5, 5, 5...For it deserves 100 in all the voting categories...You're doing good Shitty Hog-Dropping...Make some more!
I don't think Poopie'll do any more. He died.
i know you seem obsessed with the brown stuff but there is a talent there.why not try changing the subject matter slightly to macdonalds it wouldn't be a great leap.
This is so not funny. It was written by a loser!...who is now dead.
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