Glistens buddy...
Dumped a buncha Tide
In that shallow bowl
Bubbles shimmer when I'm done, buddy
Now the dean's peeved, Crawling
Soap splatters the whole yard
People fall down hard (In slurry, buddy)
They loathe my prank, Feet slipping when they scurry
Since they're filled with fury

Cause buddy I filled that foutain up with suds
They're so snappy from that flood
Fits of laughter, Burst a gut
While seeing them slip on shampoo, Yay!

That water shot waves and froth's set free
The quad's strewn with some giant globs that sheen, Shocking!
Pristine prank's fun but teachers scowl
Must repair every awning
They're sprayed and doused

Cause buddy I filled that fountain up with suds
Drove folks batty from the scum
Watched them quiver in the mud
Since their path was filled with clean goo, Yay!

Students snarling
Legs slip and sprain
Professors looong... To club me, buddy (Yup they'll club me)
I messed up their stroll
From this mountain of bubbles
Soon I'll be in big trouble
They're after me, Whoa nelly, Damn!

They're shoved and they dive
Into that fine art
Wanna bust my smile apart
I'm not high on weed or even smashed
I just wanted to chuckle
Now I'm strangled by hands

All because I just-

Filled that fountain up with suds
Knocked down granny and her buds
I'm a prankster, They're fed up
Since they fell down and went boom, Heh

They all loathe that I-

Filled that fountain up with suds
Teacher's mad since she's a klutz
Now I shiver since she's nuts
Filled that fountain up with suds
Can't walk safely, I'll hear thuds