Ooh, I met him wandering through the zoo
I had plans, I always do
With some little guy, 'bout three foot four
Even though it just ain't wise
I've done it lots before

Never thought he'd cry out, that I'm gay
But they found out anyway
Yeah he told them I

Lured him with some grape wine
Not much longer 'till my jail time
Yeah I lured him with some grape wine
I was just hopin' for a big fine
Money money yeah
(Lured him with some grape wine
So much hunger 'cause he's
Just a baby, ooh ooh ooh)

I know a man ain't supposed to sleep
With small kids, but I'm outta sheep
Boozin' them is my seduction ploy
That don't work, I offer toys

I must have leeee-ft prints on belts
'Cause one glove's somewhere else
Oh yeah I

Lured him with some grape wine
"Bout a hundred years of jail time
Yeah I lured him with some grape wine
Oh this reminds me of the last time
Payoff money yeah
(Lured him with some grape wine
So much hunger 'cause he's
Just a baby, ooh ooh ooh)

Will you be relieved when I'm in the clink
Fun it's not, from what I hear
I'll need help or I'll be con fused
They'll just love my little rear

Do they plan to make me 'ho?
Like the little guys I fudged before
Wish I hadn't

Lured him with some grape wine
Not much longer 'till my jail time
Babies, I lured 'em with some grape wine
It reminds me of the last time
(Lured him with some grape wine
So much hunger 'cause he's
Just a baby, ooh ooh ooh)

Now I shouldn't sleep with kids and all
But they don't make male blow up dolls
Boozing them's my seduction ploy
That don't work, I offer toys

I should have played with myself
But I love little elfs
So Yeah I

Lured him with some grape wine
Won't be long until my jail time
Oh, I lured him with some grape wine
Yeah it's all about the bump and grind
Sonny sonny, yeah

I just can't believe I'll be doin' time
Soon, I'll be a butch caboose
It won't help, while being con fused
That O.J.'s still runnin' loose

They don't plan to let me go
Like the other guy I bribed before
Yeah they know I

Lured him with some grape wine
Case is stronger than a land mine
Babies, I lured 'em with the grape wine
Ooh, I guess I musta' bruised behinds
Sonny sonny yeah
(Lured 'em with some grape wine
So much hunger 'cause he's
Just a baby, yeah yeah yeah)

Money, money I know
Why they once let me go
Said I lured 'em with some grape wine
Ooh, I lured 'em with some grape wine