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Parody Song Title:

"Joe Biden"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Joe Biden, Joe Biden
Debating about running against H. Clinton
Foot in mouth, many times,
ISIS proxy war- blamed Allies
Look Out! Biden's with Liz Warren!!!

Is he strong? Needs Super PAC,
A little late to get on track
Can he build a campaign?
Has the mouth, lacks the brains
Lacks flair, Democrat Joe Biden!

A reporter's delight
Each blunder, each time
US troops housing plight?
"Shylocks"* committing crimes!!!

Joe Biden, Joe Biden
Once mocked Mitt Romney's plans:
In 2012 with Blacks he thought he'd scored
"Put y'all back in chains!" Oh my Lord!
To most, everytime he speaks, he f-cks up
Angered a Mgr in a custard shop**
ACA, "Big F-cking Deal" spewing Joe Biden!
* Shylocks is a derogatory Antisemitic term to describe Jewish realtors
** Biden called a Milwaukee custard shop Mgr a smartass for suggesting lower taxes, after giving Biden a free dessert!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 28

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Michael Pacholek - August 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Let me get this straight. In my lifetime, your party has nominated for Vice President... Spiro Agnew, Bob Dole, George H.W. Bush, Dan Quayle, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan... and you want to talk about brains and f-ckups with Joe Biden? (I'll give you a pass on Jack Kemp, who really was the brains of the GOP in his era, which is probably why he was never nominated for President!) Also, the pacing is a bit off, though not as "off" as your party!
Jack - August 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't you people know that old Joe is known as Joe "Bite Me?" Seriously, he is a vulgarian off mic, off camera. His blunders even worry President Obama!!!
Jonathan - August 24, 2015 - Report this comment
let's see the Dems try to spin this one in their favor with cries of "age discrimination!" when they constantly mocked John McCain for being "too old" during his presidential bid back in 2008! although honestly Hillary probably still has the advantage for that party because they can use "Sexism" and "The War On Women!" to get votes for her! 455
Rob Arndt - August 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. But let Biden run. Like an Indy, he will take away votes from Clinton and Sanders.
Party of Mondale, Dukakis, Gore, Edwards, Other Retards - August 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Today, Reason TV salutes you, Mr. Plagiarizing Gaffe-Prone Hair-Plug-Wearing Vice President!
Rob Arndt - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
In one of the "Naked Gun" films are pictures on the wall of famous disasters: the Hindenburg, Titanic, and Michael Dukakis!!!
Parodist - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Face it, this is not a parody, which is supposed to be a humorous confection, but a familiar dull exercise in subbing. It is a promotion of a political ideology, as usual, by a writer who, in extremis, would actually vote for Donald P.T. Barnum Trump. This site has turned into an extreme right-wing cat house. Pacholek and Alexander, you must be masochists. You are both talented enough to have your own sites. Giorgio did it. Other contributors dedicated to parody and not numbers or politics, like Lifeliver and Old Man Ribber, are long outta here. As for well-educated conservatives/libertarians like Patrick and CML, your world views may be deplorable, but why associate yourself with the Fox News rabble here?
F-O-X - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
^ The lament of a Demonrat whiner. Go back to CNN and watch Hillary squirm everytime reporters want to ask her a question about her server! She's about as transparent as lead! Gee, how many F-bombs will Biden drop if he runs? And Sanders, the old goat? Someone put him out to pasture!
The Observer - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Ronald Reagan: elected president at age 69, served two terms. Sen. Bernie Sanders: age 73.
Rob Arndt - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Joe Biden will be 73 on Nov 20, 2015. In Jan 2017 he would be 74 going on 75 that year. Two terms, he'd be 83!
Rob Arndt - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
The average age of a President at accession is 55 years old (54 yrs 11 mos technically). Teddy Roosevelt (R) was youngest at 42.

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