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Song Parodies -> "Billdozer Man (KOTH)"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:

"Billdozer Man (KOTH)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More "King of the Hill" characters... inspired by Jonathan!
Billdozer Man, Billdozer Man
Arlen High's touchdown man
An athlete, big in size,
Who could predict his future life?
Look Out!
Down the drain went Billdozer Man!

Overweight,
A glutton,
Lenore, his wife, divorced the bum
Army Sgt Barber then
Makes a livin' shaving heads
Not fair,
He was once Billdozer Man!

Gets depressed at night
Needs a life, needs a wife
Once dated Ann Richards for time
But Reverend Stroup more his type!

Billdozer Man, Billdozer Man,
From Louisiana, part Cajun
William Fontane
de La Tour
Dauterive... French Quarter
(BBQ Sauce family secret secure)

To him, his life is a big old screw-up
Whatever he does, he f-cks up
But was once the Billdozer Man...

"Hank, pass me another beer...BURP!"

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Jonathan - January 04, 2016 - Report this comment
yup... truth be told "KOTH" was probably my favorite of FOX's "adult" cartoons I never was much for "The Simpsons" I occasionally watch "American Dad" and "Family Guy" is good but "King Of The Hill" is somehow endearing to me probably due to it's more realistic tone compared to the others it was more like an actual sitcom only the characters were animated! when it was cancelled to make way for "The Cleveland Show" I refused to watch that Brown family (sounds racist I know!) out of spite and to be honest still haven't seen it to this day (although I've heard I'm not missing much!) I'm glad that Cleveland came back to "FG" though! 455
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Have done Hank, Dale, Bill, and Mr. Strickland. Still need to do Boomhauer, Peggy, Luanne, Bobby, Lucky, and Debbie!

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