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Song Parodies -> "Based Stickman"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:

"Based Stickman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Since March 2017 California resident Kyle Chapman has become a Pro-Trump rally fighter superhero carrying an American flag and a patriotic shield to fight Antifa, SJWs, PC living emoticons, and any liberal hate-spewer. He is seen in several YouTube videos punching out left-wing lunatics and using the flag pole to fight mobs. He used a stick in a rally and was arrested by police. Word spread on 4Chan board and other Right sites to raise bail. They raised $64,000!!! He was released and is seen as a Right-wing Captain America type patriot.
Based Stickman, Based Stickman
He's a true American
Wields a flag, Left defies
Known online as the Alt-Knight
Look Out!
Here comes the Based Stickman!

Is he brave?
Fights masked thugs
And vile feminazis that are smug
Faces crowds that offend
Push and shove, he doesn't bend
Hey there,
Into action goes Based Stickman!

He stands for the Right
Was accused of a crime
Struck a Commie alright
Black-clad p-ssy did whine!

Based Stickman, Based Stickman
Captain America type American
White self-loathing
He's ignored
Pro-Trump? Yeah, he's onboard
To him, the SJWs need to shut-up
'Cause they're deranged and f-cked-up
Right on! Based Stickman!
http://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Based+stickman+memes+comp_964d07_6201095.jpg

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Common Sense - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I have no sympathy for the intolerant, politically correct, victim-playing extreme Left. I have even less for the paranoid ignoramuses on the Right who dress up in military drag and act out superhero fantasies. These fools have been voting tax decreases for the rich and the end of regulations for corporations. Since 1980, not one cent has trickled down to them. They are the white ghosts of the extinct middle class – dumb-ass losers who get some kind of welfare pittance, pop opioids, nurse their diabetes, and stock up on guns and ammo.
Reality check - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
And stereotyping solves what? The majority of people I've ever met on welfare, opioids, and who have had diabetes were Democratic voters!!! Oh, and the Left are the ones dressing in black and wearing masks carrying baseball bats, bottles, rocks, black flags, and so on... They block streets, ignite hatred on college campuses, and defy the police. You make no point whatsoever.
Jonathan - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
and to think, I've not heard of this bloke until now. well, more power to him, I say! the "loving & tolerant" left are the ones out there starting trouble. causing damage, and physically attacking people who don't believe their way! good that there's someone out there fighting back! 455
Common Sense - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Before 1980, the bottom 90% had 70% of the wealth. Now it's the top 10% that has 70% of the wealth. That's another way of stating that the middle class is gone. The cherry on top is that Trump was elected by the victims of this change to use the government to legislate and enforce his business interests. Dumb-ass losers – in spades!
Rob Arndt - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, I love the video where the left tries to gang up on him and he punches a dude right in the face:
https://youtu.be/42buMxP4kHU
Common Sense - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
That's just perfect, Rob! I talk about the disastrous wealth gap, the erstwhile white middle class voting against its best interest in terms of tax policy and its choice of oligarchs to run the country, the trickle-down con game and, I will add, the proliferation of autocratic populists worldwide (think Mussolini, Hitler, Franco, etc., in the persons of Le Pen, Trump, Erdogan, etc.), and all you can offer are gut-satisfying images of street thugs – as if they were the cause, rather than the symptom, of our social and economic distress. You and Jon are leading members of the great unwashed and unschooled Confederacy of Dunces!
The Right Stuff - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob's right! Three fives! It's so much fun watching the destroyed remnants of the Democratic Party attempt to sow discord around the country only to get their liberal asses beat and run over by Trump loyal American patriots and police. Based Stickman, have at it!
Common Sense - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Nothing there from "Right Stuff." Just senseless yahoo rah-rah. "Loyal." "Patriots." Next! Step right up and make a fool of yourself.
Intellectual Republican - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Right Stuff is obviously a leftard liberal lamestream goose-stepping feminazi commie plant, trying to make true patriots look like idiots. If he were a real Republican like me, he would of wrote "Democrat Party."
Jonathan - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
great video, Rob! much respect to this guy!
@Intellectual Republican - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
^ when was the last time you defended your conservative brothers in actually combatting the vile leftist filth-spewing street mobs by being present and doing something? You sound like a lame armchair Republican. Mr. Strong Statement! Get off your lazy azz and join a real fight. Intellectual sounds more like p*ssy who talks too much. Ann Coulter has more balls than you.
Oh Yeah! - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
https://youtu.be/F4BSCdE_ufM
Intellectual Republican - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
@@Intellectual Republican: Have you ever heard of "sarcasm"? You see, I'm really a Democrat making fun of Republican rants and primitive grammar. You missed the point, unless... unless you're a Democrat, too, raising the stakes at my game. In that case, I kiss your ring. As for Ann Coulter, she certainly has more balls than I do. Maybe three or four more. And her dick is way bigger, too.
Intellectual Republican - April 20, 2017 - Report this comment
@Oh Yeah! — See how this jacket looks on you backwards... ah, very stylish. Now it's time to go back to your tent in... uh... Sparta, and go beddie-bye.
Till Eulenspiegel - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Man does not think or act rationally. In this age, politics is, like religion, a belief system. The system is resistant to facts. Sacred opinion appears to rest on a gyroscopically stabilized platform, maintaining its attitude against the pitch, roll and yaw of empirical evidence.
A malignant element has lately been added to the already dangerous Mindset: hate. That is apparent in the comments in this and many other threads. I exploit it as a trickster-troll. Oh, the contumely I can spawn with one merry prank of a comment!
I smell a rat - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^ atheist trollspeak above
Man Up - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
https://youtu.be/tpysh-JBhNQ
@Man Up - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I think u r a deviated prevert who jerked off for 8 minutes to the video of this fake macho moron.
Atheist and Loving It - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
"I smell a rat" – Not to worry. The aroma is from your a$$hole.
The Real Dope - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
This Cali faggot doesn't have a job. He's just hoping a movie talent scout will notice him.
YouTube Guy - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I'd like to see the jerk above say that to Based Stickman's face. He'd knock this pinhead's teeth out. Would make for another great video! I'd love to be there to film it.
The Real Dope - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, YouTube Gay – Get a brain, sweetie!
Now Hear This - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
It is now perfectly clear: the real threat to this country is not North Korean nukes or Islamist terrorism or helmet-wearing wackos carrying American flags; it is the ignorance of the average American, and his propensity – in fact, his perceived duty – to act irrationally against his best interests. Our democratic republic gives us, the People, the power to govern ourselves through elected leaders of our choice. But have we schooled ourselves in even the merest outlines of the knowledge required to exercise our responsibilities – in science and history and all the rest? No! We call ignorance "keeping it real." We worship the flat screen for the circuses that keep us anesthetized. We believe that the world began the moment we were born. We idolize cheap celebrity. Our schools used to prepare us to become salaried workers. But in the age of robotics, that's no longer required. So we are now educated to impose our arbitrary identities on the body politic, demand exclusive "safe spaces," and be compliant citizens of The United States of Entertainment. Why knock yourself out acquiring a sense of real life when you can watch the alternative reality of an SNL skit, or feel the thrill of a patriotic parade? Why train your brain when friends, family, teachers and Presidents show you the instant gratification of acting on gut instinct? Well, friends, lifetime jobs are not coming back from Mexico. Diggers in the mines are not about to start the day with a Heigh-ho. You will never be entitled to adequate health care. The rich will get richer and become more cunning. The rest will get poorer and sicker and more ignorant. Our culture will become ever more vulgar. We will live out our short and brutish lives on our doomed planet, ruled by a handful of gods from the military elite and Goldman Sachs.
Make America Great Again - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^another long-winded left-leaning pseudo-intellectual steps up to the mic. Sorry old man, but election day passed 91 days ago and We the People voted President Trump into office for better or worse just like Clinton, GW Bush, and Obama. Crazy Bernie and Crooked Hillary lost. Now we have a bunch of commie losers, bleeding heart liberals, campus feminazis, SJW douchebags, and BLM militants roaming the streets and disrupting free speech Republican events to ease their consciences because THEY failed to turn out on election night because Hillary was a sure thing! They got what they deserved and rightly so (pun intended)! True Patriots support the democratically elected POTUS and proudly wave Old Glory. They engage in peaceful civil gatherings and discussions based on merit. But the warped PC mind can't accept that and has turned to black masked violence. Based Stickman is a hero.
Now Hear This - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^ That is the irrelevant, non-analytic, emotional, sloganeering, crude, distorted, partisan polemic that proves my point! As for your alternative fact, Election Day passed 164 days ago.
Make America Great Again - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
My apologies for the mix-up with Inauguration Day which has dominated the news as of lately as we approach the idiotic first 100 days criteria for a 4 year administration at which anytime anything can happen to alter the political, economic, cultural, and moral status of these United States. You had no point btw, just a lengthy diatribe...
Free Man - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
What worse is that Now Hear This only provided person opinions and his/her warped historical perspective and POV. Nothing but useless, baseless rhetoric we've all heard before. Nothing new. Hey, go join your progressive socialist intellectual crowd to block free speech when it comes to the Right. You're nothing but a hypocrite and delusional disseminator of untruths. I can think for myself. Okay, mate?
Now Hear This - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
The point of my comment was that it's incumbent upon us as citizens of a participatory democracy to have educated opinions. You may think that the Earth was created 6,000 years ago, but I don't. You may think that God created Man in His image in a day. I don't; I accept evolution as the best and only explanation for the variety of life on Earth. You may think that the geologically sudden rise in average global temperature is uninfluenced by human activity. I don't. As I write, the water is rising in the golf holes at Mar-A-Lago. My perspective on these matters is not baseless. It is backed by evidence in the tradition of the scientific method based on systematic observation, hypotheses, and repeatable tests. I hope the Western Enlightenment has not passed you and the other contributors by. But sadly, that appears to be the case. And I can do without the hysterical name-calling. Okay, mate?
Jesus Dude - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
There are plenty of scientists and intellectuals in hell. Feel free to join them. You are a free moral agent. Btw, not to nitpick but evolution is just a theory and not one scientist can claim 100% that the earth is not just going through another hot cycle as it has before industry existed or before there were billions of people on earth. Also, nuclear winter is far more of a threat to the world than so-claimed global warming. Pass that on to Bernie Sanders and Al Gore!
Now Hear This - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
JESUS CHRIST! (I think that's more respectful than Jesus Dude.) "Evolution is just a theory"?!! Climate-change deniers and creationists have deployed the word "theory" to cast doubt on climate change and evolution. That's despite the fact that an overwhelming amount of evidence supports both human-caused climate change and Darwin's theory of evolution.
The problem is that the word "theory" means something very different in lay language than it does in science. A scientific theory is an explanation of some aspect of the natural world that has been substantiated through repeated experiments or testing. But, of course, to the typical uninformed citizen, any theory is just an idea that lives in someone's head, rather than an explanation rooted in experiment and testing. How many times do I have to explain this, You-Know-Who?
Ron Reagan - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
"... lifelong atheist, not afraid to burn in Hell."
Bystander - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
https://answersingenesis.org/theory-of-evolution/evolution-not-even-theory/
Bible Thumpers United - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ just think, the second Ron Reagan dies he too can be with Darwin burning in hell!!!
Now Hear This - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
When considering the irrationality of religious behavior, the philosopher Bertrand Russell gave a fine example: "I am sometimes shocked by the blasphemies of those who think themselves pious – for instance, the nuns who never take a bath without wearing a bathrobe all the time. When asked why, since no man can see them, they reply: 'Oh, but you forget the good God.' Apparently they conceive of the Deity as a Peeping Tom, whose omnipotence enables Him to see through bathroom walls, but who is foiled by bathrobes. This view strikes me as curious."
Common Sense - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Religion certainly serves a need for communal fellowship, the sharing of grief, etc. And it's a great source of jokes:
A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds, "Yes that is still one of our beliefs." The Priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork." The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The Priest replied, "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"

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