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Song Parodies -> "Slenderman"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Jonathan. I think I wrote of him long before using another OS...?
Slenderman, Slenderman
A supernatural villain
Stalks, abducts, does traumatize
Tall, thin, blank face horrifies
Look out! Here comes the Slenderman!

Is he strong? Is he tough?
Panic, nightmares, nosebleed blood
What's with the black suit threads?
Walking death causes dread
Beware! There goes the Slenderman!

When you see him in sight,
Murder enters your mind
You must pray or fight,
His Proxy- decline!!!

Slenderman, Slenderman
16th century German "Der Grossman"*
Something Awful has occurred
This character should be absurd
Real life like to stab young**
Burn houses and cause mayhem
All due to Slenderman!!!
* created fictional evolutionary origin meaning "The Tall Man"
** In May 2014, two 12 year old girls stabbed a 12 year old boy 19 times. They were inspired by Slenderman to become proxies. Other incidents of knifings and arson have been reported.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
yeah, I think I recall reading one from you, about the old faceless boy before. of course, the Spider-Man theme is an easy one for writing about him, isn't it? 455
Rob Arndt - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
I could have used "Speed Racer" as "So Slender", but this was a better choice by far!

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