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Song Parodies -> "Aquaman"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Intro"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Most useless superhero around...???
Aquaman, Aquaman,
prefers water, useless on land
Fish for friends, any size
Oft "hooked"* by dolphins, no surprise
No doubt, stay down deep Aquaman!

Am I wrong? He's a dud
Orange & Green costume is no fun
Giant seahorse and trident threat?
Only makes Black Manta laugh
The stares... at the queer Aquaman!

How good can he fight
the non-marine mammal kind?
Fish out of water sight
no fish backup this time!

Aquaman, Aquaman. Justice League boring Aquaman
Nets, Spears, and ancient swords
Looks like a 15th century dork
To him, with his environmental hang-ups
Land dwellers deal with all the worst stuff
Call Batman or Superman!!!
* hooked: entangled in a male dolphin's penis!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
reminds me of a certain "Family Guy" skit... 455
Rob Arndt - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Yep, the girl on beach getting assaulted one.
Rob Arndt - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment

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