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Song Parodies -> "Aquaman"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman TV Intro"
Original Performer:
Marvel Superheroes
Parody Song Title:
"Aquaman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Most useless superhero around...???
Aquaman, Aquaman,
prefers water, useless on land
Fish for friends, any size
Oft "hooked"* by dolphins, no surprise
No doubt, stay down deep Aquaman!
Am I wrong? He's a dud
Orange & Green costume is no fun
Giant seahorse and trident threat?
Only makes Black Manta laugh
The stares... at the queer Aquaman!
How good can he fight
the non-marine mammal kind?
Fish out of water sight
no fish backup this time!
Aquaman, Aquaman. Justice League boring Aquaman
Nets, Spears, and ancient swords
Looks like a 15th century dork
To him, with his environmental hang-ups
Land dwellers deal with all the worst stuff
Call Batman or Superman!!!
prefers water, useless on land
Fish for friends, any size
Oft "hooked"* by dolphins, no surprise
No doubt, stay down deep Aquaman!
Am I wrong? He's a dud
Orange & Green costume is no fun
Giant seahorse and trident threat?
Only makes Black Manta laugh
The stares... at the queer Aquaman!
How good can he fight
the non-marine mammal kind?
Fish out of water sight
no fish backup this time!
Aquaman, Aquaman. Justice League boring Aquaman
Nets, Spears, and ancient swords
Looks like a 15th century dork
To him, with his environmental hang-ups
Land dwellers deal with all the worst stuff
Call Batman or Superman!!!
* hooked: entangled in a male dolphin's penis!
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reminds me of a certain "Family Guy" skit... 455
Yep, the girl on beach getting assaulted one.
https://youtu.be/wD7bq62tc4w
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