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Song Parodies -> "P-ssyman"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Intro"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Can't stand guys on scooters...
P-ssyman, P-ssyman
Rides a Honda Metropolitan
Scooter, sad, tiny size
No motorcycle between his thighs
Look Out! Here comes the P-ssyman!

Is he strong? No, he's a dud
A geekish guy with no nuts
HP and torque he does dread
Prefers high mileage instead
Hey, there! There goes the P-ssyman!

Hear that 49cc sputter...

The price was right
2K just fine
Color? Blue...Light
With a lamp that shines

P-ssyman, P-ssyman
Driving in the wrong nation
Power, prestige he’s ignored
Drives Eurotrash absurd
To him, he's a trender with a start-up
But he's a loser f-ck-up
Guys on scooters are P-ssymen!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - April 20, 2016 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about something very different and very disturbing! what a relief! 5's
Rob Arndt - April 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, I actually wrote this in a Target restroom! I saw this idiot in a suit with a laptop getting off his scooter in the parking lot. He had a glitz helmet too! Scooters are cool for young kids, but not adult men. And I don't care if Honda claims it gets 117 Mpg!!! Be a real man and buy a bike. BMW has an awesome K16 now and there are even 250cc mini crotch rockets!

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