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Song Parodies -> "Santa Mon"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Mon"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ah, Xmas in Jamaica!!!
Santa Mon, Santa Mon
Part Rasta, part Christi-on
Smokes a joint, oft King-sized
Drawn to Reggae like sh-t draws flies
Look Out! Here comes the Santa Mon!

Smell is strong... Ganja, bud
Long-haired dreadlocks, loves Ofri-ca
Take a look at his threads
Rasta: yellow, green, black, and red
Hey there! There goes the Santa Mon!

He can chill alright
Beat a drum, churn out rhymes
Drinks rum day & night
Eats Ital- no surprise

Santa Mon, Santa Mon
Worships God and the Lion
Past wars
Looks forward to what's in store
To He, life is not for hang-ups
Would rather hang it all out
Chillaxin' with the Santa Mon... near a beach, drinking rum, smokin' ganja with naked Wo-mon!!!
Notes: Rasta short for Rastafarian, Ganja is marijuana, Lion refers to Emperor Haile Selassie, and Ital is their diet of unprocessed foods, some Fish, vegetables, fruits, and natural growing plants

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Patrick - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
How do the reindeer like the climate in Jamaica?
Peter Andersson - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Makes me wonder if a Jamaican Santa will be faster than all the white Santas in the world just like Usain Bolt is faster than all white sprinter dudes. Also, his lead raindeer should obviously be named Ganja the potnosed raindeer or something like that...
Jonoton - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
dot's a good one mon! 5's
Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Me lovs "Cool Runnings" too Mon!!!

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