-> "My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife"
Original Song Title:
"My Woman, My Woman, My Wife"
Marty Robbins, later..by Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife"
Lips that are full and sexy
Skin that's tan from days in the sun
Hair that falls over her shoulders
A body that says, "Let's have fun"
Eyes that are blue as the ocean
And the dream that I've dreamed all my life
That's the hot babe that I'm keen on
My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife...
I woo her and prime her with whiskey
Breathe hard when she takes off her top
On some days it gets sort a' risky
But, If you come home early, we stop
I live next door, so it's handy
To pry up her window, a knife
And her love is sweeter than candy,
My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife....
Two little babies were born in the spring
Both nurtured and fed from her breast
You do not see, but, one looks just like me
I won't take no paternity test
I must say she's my angel, Lord
Now, right here on earth
And though I know I'm the bad guy
I love her with all that I'm worth
Stuck in this strange kind of Heaven
But, to lose her would stab like a knife
And she told me you're cheating with my spouse,
My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife.........
My Woman, My Woman, ..Your....Wife........
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