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Song Parodies -> "My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife"

Original Song Title:

"My Woman, My Woman, My Wife"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins, Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Lips that are full and sexy
Skin that's tan from days in the sun
Hair that falls over her shoulders
A body that says, "Let's have fun"
Eyes that are blue as the ocean
And the dream that I've dreamed all my life
That's the hot babe that I'm keen on
My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife...

I woo her and prime her with whiskey
Breathe hard when she takes off her top
On some days it gets sort a' risky
But, If you come home early, we stop
I live next door, so it's handy
To pry up her window, a knife
And her love is sweeter than candy,
My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife....

Two little babies were born in the spring
Both nurtured and fed from her breast
You do not see, but, one looks just like me
I won't take no paternity test

I must say she's my angel, Lord
Now, right here on earth
And though I know I'm the bad guy
I love her with all that I'm worth
Stuck in this strange kind of Heaven
But, to lose her would stab like a knife
And she told me you're cheating with my spouse,
My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife.........

My Woman, My Woman, ..Your....Wife........

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Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
i was laughing before i ever got to the song
carol - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
shame shame shame three 5's
Phil Alexander - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the change to the title made me laugh... I wonder, could you do a sequel from the other viewpoint, "Your woman, my wife"?
AFW - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, carol, and Phil......and that could be done...might take a stab at it a later time..
Adagio - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Tsk tsk!! funny
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
What alvin said..555
AFW - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, and Rick C

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