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Song Parodies -> "Darius Matthews"

Original Song Title:

"El Paso"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"Darius Matthews"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

This is a song/story about Darius Matthews.
I hope you enjoy it.
Into Darius Man's show by Darius Matthews,
Darius went to see one of the Yoshis they made.
Users may find him on the ol' Pixiv website,
Videos would play and they'd sit on the shade.

Blacker than cats was ol' Jeremy McCarthy,
YouTube and Gaming was all he can tell.
His voice was great for this Yellow Blob Yoshi,
Darius made the show, and the movies he sells.

Meanwhile, a crazy GoAnimator came in,
Crazed as Juan the Random Dude,
Wondering and wise, a comic he would despise,
With Darius Matthews, who made his own show.

So in anger, he challenged his rival for the Yoshis and Sonic,
Down went his comics that were made from Bitstrips.
His challenge was answered from any old user,
The good old GoAnimator was back on the trip.

Just for a moment, came 2014,
Made his own show, and then changed his old name.
Memories raced through his mind as he made them,
He had to look out, for users that were new.

Out through the studio by Darius, he ran,
Out where the Yoshis would sleep.
He found a good one, it looked like it had fun,
Rode on its back and away, he did ride.
Just as fast as he could from Darius Matthews' Studio,
Then he ran into Matthew Garcia.

Back in Darius' studio, he was in 2015,
Everything was fine, when he made one more thing.
It's been so long since he made all his videos,
His voice was wonderful than his blog he made.

He went back into his studio then,
He saw the bacon he drew.
Maybe tomorrow the donuts may find him,
And a wild panther may eat all of his stew.
And at last here he is on the hill looking at his ol' studio,
He can see all of his buddies down below.
His voice is fine and it rolled him down that hill,
Down off the hill to the Yoshis he go.

Off to his right, he sees one hundred users,
Off to his left, he saw a dozen or more,
Walking and running, he can't let them catch him,
He had to make it to his own back door.

Something was catching him into his eye,
A fly that was following him.
Although he is trying to make his own movie,
He thinks of Garfield, and the comics he made.

But his voice is so perfect and sweet for the movies he created,
Although he read Garfield, his comics were there.
He saw ol' Brian and PC Guy bouncing,
He feels them hugging him like they were bears.

Came one year later, was 2016,
Found all he'd seen and his treasures were made.
Making his comic strips that came from the paper,
One more video, then Darius said good-bye.
Wow, Darius Matthews was in my head.
So you see, I kept him waiting while writing a song parody about him.
Yoshi (c) Mario and Nintendo.
Sonic (c) SEGA and Sonic Team.
Bitstrips (c) Bitstrips, Jacob Blackstock.
GoAnimate (c) GoAnimate and Alvin Hung.
Garfield (c) Jim Davis & Paws Inc.
Darius Matthews and his studio (c) Darius Matthews.

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