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Song Parodies -> "Bernie Mac"

Original Song Title:

"Jimmy Mack"

Original Performer:

Martha And The Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Bernie Mac"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My tube ain't getting you, no matter what I do
I hear you're funny. So outrageous and blue.
But hubby hides the remote, wearing my loyalty out
I try to pry it from the sofa, but he stuffs my head way down

Bernie, Bernie,
Bernie Mac,
I laughed so hard
I had a heart attack

Bernie, Bernie,
Bernie Mac,
You sex-com star,
Get in my sack

They say his show's on three times a day
But I'm at work, so my co-workers tell me all his plays
I got a star search kinda love for a celebrity hand to hold
A manly personality with bling that's never cold

Bernie Mac,
You know I trashed my life
I married Jimmy Mack

Bernie Mac,
Jimmy Mack,
That no good bum
Works at Radio Shack

I wanna say I'm keeping this marriage together
But my attraction to you is getting stronger
I want you to see me in my housefrock and rollers
'Coz, honey, I still looks sexy, you should come and feel my boulders

Bernie Mac,
Jimmy Mack,
That grouchy scum
Is no good in the sack

Bernie Mac,
Jimmy Mack,
Should watch your show
& learn to hustle wack

Oh Bernie Mac, you better rock some
'Coz no love is in my house, just Jetsons and Blossom
On my coffee break, I catch a joke or two
And when my Jimmy's out ballin', I watch your sitcom nude

Bernie Mac,
When I scream your name
I always get a slap

Bernie Mac,
Jimmy Mack,
Is just a jealous pig
Who's always taking crap

Bernie Mac,
I hear you like your women
Charcoal black

I know you heard me, jack
Coz' I'm in your sack

Don't nine one one me
I just wanna know
If you'd kill Jimmy Mack

Bernie, please don't leave me
Where are you going, please?
You leavin' me on my knees
Bernie? Bernie?

Bernie Mac: "Officer, she's in my sack."

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Chris Kilo - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS that well, but still this is great stuff!
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
know the song...just never watched the, though
Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I was never a Bernie Mac fan myself, but it fit in well with the parody. Thanks for reading!
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Never seen the show; thought Bernie was bad in "Bad Santa." Parody's very good.
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yoidy found the Mac Daddy! 555

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