-> "Tell It To John Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"Tell It To The Devil"
Parody Song Title:
"Tell It To John Kerry"
The Lyrics
I can't stand to see a woman
Abort her little kid.
Or a man get canned from his job
And not even know what he did.
See a man or a woman
Mess around with their best friend's wife.
And I pay lotsa taxes
To help people smoke away their lives.
I'm gonna e-mail what I think,
He may not like what I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna tell that to John Kerry
When I write him today.
I walk through the war memorial.
May they all rest in peace.
I wish they didn't have to die.
In the last few wars at least.
Dubya don't feel sorry
for the helpless and the poor,
it kinda makes you want to pick up a bible
and throw it in his door!
I'm gonna e-mail what I think,
He may not like what I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna tell that to the President
When I write him today.
See a group walk by a fur store
And proceed to trash the place.
Makes me want to grab them by the back of their necks,
And make them breathe some mace.
I'm gonna e-mail what I think,
He may not like what I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna tell that to Ralph Nader
When I write him today.
I'm gonna tell that to John Kerry
When I write him today.
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