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Song Parodies -> "Bean Danger"

Original Song Title:

"Teen Angel"

Original Performer:

Mark Dinning

Parody Song Title:

"Bean Danger"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Joining the crude body functions sub-group with this one.
Bean danger, bean danger, bean danger, ew-ewww!

That hateful bite of chili called
To ooze out of my crack
I held it back and you were safe
But it came gunning back.

Bean Danger, man, I fear thee,
Dream changer, as you leave me,
Are you wafting up above
And have you killed my chance at love.

But was it poo? I'm leaking more,
O'ertook my wife that night,
We'd fed on browned, fried onion rings,
Such odor lingers bright.

Bean Danger, man, I fear thee,
Dream changer, as you leave me,
Are you wafting up above
And have you killed my chance at love.

Just meat and bean, such smell it spawns,
You fainted, there you lay,
I'll never mess with beans again,
No love for me today.

Bean Danger, man, I fear thee,
Dream changer, as you leave me,
Are you wafting up above
And have you killed my chance at love.

Bean danger, bean danger, fan for me, please.

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alvin - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
take the f from fart and you're left with art
Christie Marie M - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
"Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot! The more you toot, the more you fart, the more you blow your pants apart. The more you toot, the better you feel, so lets have beans for every meal!" I quoted that line from this Canadian movie "The Wild Guys". Hilarious parody you wrote and very creative with toilet humor! Take 555 Beano's!
2Eagle - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Five fragrant fuzzies.
Leo Keough - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This one had me laughing out of both ends - 555!!!
Andy Primus - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminded me of 'The campfire scene'
TT - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant, alvin!

A *large* sub-group, as you've noticed. Perfect use for mournful OS. Three Fives if you'll plug that up, and if you'll forgive my plug of another who lost his chance at love due to gas:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra76.shtml
sorry, couldn't resist.
Timmy1000 - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks fellow farters. I guess the toilet humor bashers didn't show up on this one. TT - did check out your TGIF Sinatra parody - very funny - a lot to relate to in that one.
John Barry - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Title o' the day.
TT - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy1000: Thanks for looking at TGIF. Actually, the URL was to a different parody of different OS, Sinatra's "Strangers In The Night", called "Rip One In My Sleep" -- same theme as yours, the fart "killed my chance at love". It's one of my older parodies, hence the copy/paste link was provided. No worries, and no obligations -- just sharing that great minds do, indeed, think alike. ("great" minds? - farts? hmm...) Sorry if you were misled.

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