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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Noses"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Roses"

Original Performer:

Marie Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Noses"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In Hollywood, it's been a long time custom
To cast the perfect image, visually
Celebrities must tease and please the public
So most are not real sniffers that you see..

Plastic Noses,
Plastic Noses
Some new honker picked from surgery
Stars poke only,
Plastic Noses
Not the schnoz that was orig'nally..

A classic case of botch is Michael Jackson
He's what can happen, if too much they bore
But when you have a sculptor, who can hack some
He'll turn a "Jamie Farr" to Barrymore..

Plastic Noses,
Plastic Noses
How much dough you blow will be the key
Wanna' look good, like Madonna ?
Hock your home, cash that annuity..

Wanna' look good, like Madonna?
Hock your home, cash that annuity..

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the "jamie farr to barrymore" line
Peter Andersson - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
How'd you come to pick this one... ;-)
AFW - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, and Peter..good pun
LittleCupCakes - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll pass on Madge . . .
Meriadoc - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
And of course it's hard to Pay for Schnozes... :-)
Project Sisyphus - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
just sniffin' around at new parodies and came across this little gem! NIce job AFW
Guy - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Farce - You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose - but please don't pick your friend's nose. Right from the start MJ came to mind and you did not disappoint when I saw his ref in there. The only one you missed is Jimmy Durante. Ha cha cha - he got a million of 'em. I never even thought about Jamie Farr, but when I got to the line I actually LOLed. And I've been around long enough to remember this OS on a 45 that my mother owned. She loved that song and played it often. To sum this parody up in one word I would use the word "Nebby" - That is Pittsburghese for nosey. I knows good prose when I sees it. 5s ofcourse.
AFW - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, to LCC, Meri, Project S., and Guy..good comments, all..

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