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Song Parodies -> "Paper Rose's"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Roses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marie Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"Paper Rose's"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, all my life I've been a paper hanger
Just like Adolf, I work in coveralls
And my girl Rose likes kinky when I bang her
So, every night I paste her tight to walls...

Paper Rose's
Paper Rose's
Measure, cut, and brush with nudity
She likes fabric, velvet flowers..
It's a real turn on for Rose and me

I never knew a more perverted lover
Sometimes I use a roller on her part
When inspiration tweaks my roguish Rembrandt
I ask the neighbors in to view the art..

Paper Rose's
Paper Rose's
Measure, cut, and brush, full nudity
Strange perversions, this one's ours
It's a real turn on for Rose and me..

It's a real turn on for Rose and me..




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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
So silly, I think I'm going to faint... ;)
alvin - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...you are master of the bizarre concept
Tommy Turtle - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Brings a new meaning to "roll in the hay". Laughed at how you rolled your Rose-bud. 555
Guy - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Has the NY Post contacted you yet? This one needs to be in the papers or at least on them. Sure hope Rosie don't get any paper cuts. 5 rolls of erotic wallpaper coming on, or should I say to your screen. Heh Heh Heh.
Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I sure to God hope you never get to write a sex tips column, AFW! :-) Perfectly perverted. 555
AFW - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all for commenting and voting..
Poomaster - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this 70s OS very much, and I like this parody. You get 555's from me
AFW - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks a heap, Poomaster

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