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Song Parodies -> "Paper Rose's"
Original Song Title:
"Paper Roses"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marie Osmond
Parody Song Title:
"Paper Rose's"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Well, all my life I've been a paper hanger
Just like Adolf, I work in coveralls
And my girl Rose likes kinky when I bang her
So, every night I paste her tight to walls...
Paper Rose's
Paper Rose's
Measure, cut, and brush with nudity
She likes fabric, velvet flowers..
It's a real turn on for Rose and me
I never knew a more perverted lover
Sometimes I use a roller on her part
When inspiration tweaks my roguish Rembrandt
I ask the neighbors in to view the art..
Paper Rose's
Paper Rose's
Measure, cut, and brush, full nudity
Strange perversions, this one's ours
It's a real turn on for Rose and me..
It's a real turn on for Rose and me..
Just like Adolf, I work in coveralls
And my girl Rose likes kinky when I bang her
So, every night I paste her tight to walls...
Paper Rose's
Paper Rose's
Measure, cut, and brush with nudity
She likes fabric, velvet flowers..
It's a real turn on for Rose and me
I never knew a more perverted lover
Sometimes I use a roller on her part
When inspiration tweaks my roguish Rembrandt
I ask the neighbors in to view the art..
Paper Rose's
Paper Rose's
Measure, cut, and brush, full nudity
Strange perversions, this one's ours
It's a real turn on for Rose and me..
It's a real turn on for Rose and me..
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So silly, I think I'm going to faint... ;)
lol...you are master of the bizarre concept
Brings a new meaning to "roll in the hay". Laughed at how you rolled your Rose-bud. 555
Has the NY Post contacted you yet? This one needs to be in the papers or at least on them. Sure hope Rosie don't get any paper cuts. 5 rolls of erotic wallpaper coming on, or should I say to your screen. Heh Heh Heh.
I sure to God hope you never get to write a sex tips column, AFW! :-) Perfectly perverted. 555
Thanks all for commenting and voting..
I like this 70s OS very much, and I like this parody. You get 555's from me
Thanks a heap, Poomaster
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