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Song Parodies -> "Billionaire (The Taylor Swift Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Bobby's Girl"

Original Performer:

Marcie Blaine

Parody Song Title:

"Billionaire (The Taylor Swift Song)"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Soooooooooooooooooo sick of this twit on every Facebook feed, 24/7...... Sick of Swifties trying to bully anyone who doesn't go giddy-poo-gaga over Miss Pop Tart....... Sick of hearing about people blowing $300--$1000 dollars on tickets to watch a Circus Clown show and Burlesque lap dance party rolled into one.......... Soooo sick of being told how awesome she is when all it is is Tween Pop shlock songs about boys breaking up with her and other juvenile topics..... Overrated and oversaturated.
(You're not a kid anymore)
(You're not a kid anymore)
When people ask, so mean,
"Why do you act like a Tween?......although your not a kid anymore."
(You're not a kid anymore)
I don't know what to say,
I wish they'd go away,
I've got the thing thing I've been wishin' for...

I want to be a Billionaire!
I want to be a Billionaire!
That's how I got on Time Magazine
And now that I'm a Billionaire,
now that I'm a Billionaire,
What a rich entitled girl I'll be

If you come to my show
Prepare to spend some dough!
I know it's crap, but this is what sells
In spite of all this fame,
My songs all sound the same
Because I wrote them all by myself...

I want to be a Billionaire!
I want to be a Billionaire!
That----and being seen with Travis Kelsey
And now that I'm a Billionaire,
now that I'm a Billionaire,
All my fans will want to worship me!
All my fans will want to worship me!

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