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Song Parodies -> "The Mighty Schwartz (Schwartz the Tailor)"

Original Song Title:

"The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo)"

Original Performer:

Manfred Mann

Parody Song Title:

"The Mighty Schwartz (Schwartz the Tailor)"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz

Everybody's wearing suits and shirts
Some clothes fit them like a skin, others are making them hurt
Even blue jeans need repair so you can enjoy
And when Schwartz the taylor gets to 'em
You'll be glad you didn't hire a goy

He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz

Dont' know when he takes a rest, he works 'till it's complete
He doesn't shmooze, no fabric waste, he makes room for your seat
Sewing till his hands are numb, so your jacket fits your limbs
And when Schwartz the taylor is working
Ain't nobody better bother him

He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz

Let me wear what I wanna wear, spring fashion in the fall
He knows every fabric, trims for short or extra tall
Buy your clothing off the rack--he will make a custom fit
And when Schwartz the Taylor is finished
You'll have everything except for...shoes

He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz...
Parody by Mason "one size fits all" Resnick

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Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
And this you call a parody? Oy, so do I! You should be kvelling over it! I'm just needling you, it's a Size 5!
alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
nicely tailored, the alterations are divine
2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr. Schwartz must have THE Schwartz from Spaceballs. You're so Mel Brooks.
John Barry - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Oy vest. A perfect fit.
MasonR - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Michael, alvin & John. 2Eagle--thanks for the comparison to the comedian formerly known as Melvin Kaminsky.

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