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Song Parodies -> "Californian Screamin'"

Original Song Title:

"California Dreamin'"

Original Performer:

Mamas & Papas

Parody Song Title:

"Californian Screamin'"

The Lyrics

She can't keep it down
(Can't keep volume down)
Once she starts to bray
(Got a jackass bray)
She can't merely talk
(That would be a shock)
When she's underway
(Your ear drums will pay)
Keep then safe from harm
(Keep ears safe from harm)
Get your earplugs in play
(Never put them away!)

Californian screamin'
(Californian screechin')
You hear her far away

Got an idjit jerk
Boyfriend whose eyes are glazed
Hope this coke freak doesn't sneeze
So he won't release
A toxic nasal spray
(Like dad all the way)
He might be a tweaker also
(Adderall up nose)
And how drugged is Qusay?
(Dumb 's a bale o' hay)

Again comes the bray
Californian screamin'
(Californian screedin')
You hear her far away

She can't keep it down
(Decibels not down)
Once she starts to bray
(Got a jackass bray)
She can't merely talk
(Her voice could split rocks)
When she's underway
She breaks window panes
She is a sick yeller
(And has a sick fella)
To stifle the bray
Need put her away

Californian screamin'
Californian breachin'
Our ears each time she brays
Californian screechin'
They hear her far away
To Nebraska reachin'
Her voice, goes to OK
Oklahoma's hearing
The screaming jackass bray

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