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Song Parodies -> "Litter Boxes"
Original Song Title:
"Little Boxes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Malvina Reynolds
Parody Song Title:
"Litter Boxes"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
I know someone personally who claims my former high school now has litter boxes in the bathrooms. It seems like such a ridiculous notion to me, but lots of people swear it’s true for some reason.
Litter boxes in the bathroom
Litter boxes for the furry fandom
Litter boxes at the high school
Litter boxes, what a shame
Heard from Bob who heard from Jim who
Heard from Kim who heard from Betty who
Said the school’s got litter boxes
And she thinks it’s such a shame
All the teachers at the high school
They all went to university
Where they all use litter boxes
And they think it’s not a shame
And there’s gay ones and there’s trans ones
And nonbinary demi-lesbians
Long ago we called them perverts
Now we can’t, and that’s a shame
And they all have blue or pink hair
And they weigh 350 pounds
None of them have any children
So they brainwash ours at school
And the children go to sex ed
And then off to the university
Where they all use litter boxes
And they all turn out the same
And the boys all cut their dicks off
So they can’t keep using urinals
Then they pee in litter boxes
And we all know who’s to blame
But you think I’m spreading fake news
And you think I must be lying to you
How come you folks don’t believe me
That is such a crying shame
Litter boxes for the furry fandom
Litter boxes at the high school
Litter boxes, what a shame
Heard from Bob who heard from Jim who
Heard from Kim who heard from Betty who
Said the school’s got litter boxes
And she thinks it’s such a shame
All the teachers at the high school
They all went to university
Where they all use litter boxes
And they think it’s not a shame
And there’s gay ones and there’s trans ones
And nonbinary demi-lesbians
Long ago we called them perverts
Now we can’t, and that’s a shame
And they all have blue or pink hair
And they weigh 350 pounds
None of them have any children
So they brainwash ours at school
And the children go to sex ed
And then off to the university
Where they all use litter boxes
And they all turn out the same
And the boys all cut their dicks off
So they can’t keep using urinals
Then they pee in litter boxes
And we all know who’s to blame
But you think I’m spreading fake news
And you think I must be lying to you
How come you folks don’t believe me
That is such a crying shame
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Lots of people believe lots of things that aren't true.
During Hurricane Katrina, staff at one of the big hospitals used litter boxes when the plumbing failed. Survivalists include kitty litter in their prepping supplies for just that reason.
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