-> "Rosegarden II"
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Mel, you're a hard one,
You promised Oksana a rose garden
Crazed rantin' and ravin'
Shows all the world,
How you're misbehavin'
Pour those insults through a sieve,
Just live and let live, and let go,
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Or else, some warden,
May have you to weed his rose garden..
Bought Oksana bling blings,
Like big diamond rings..
Now you're callin' names and growlin'
With fangs like rover..
Sinkin' lower than a gopher..
Trashy talk you've begun
Can't undo what's done
Well, as losin' your girl,
Your cash and career might shatter
In this legal matter..
So, chill if you will, and cut the static
Toss Quasimodo from your attic..
And stay out of the can
Your tongue needs guardin'
Skip lines like, "Put you in a rose garden"
Such threats are a high crime,
You could be headed for a good-bye time
Big trouble startin'
You mustn't promise her a rose garden
You're like some wolfish goon,
A' howlin' at the moon,
You shouldn't let rage control you,
Count ten, and just cool it down..
Stop soundin' like a killer clown..
You better lay off of your peep,
Star splits don't come cheap..
High profile lawyer's gonna' charge
An arm and leg..
You could end up on the street to beg
So just cool your duels, and brake your trolley
Stop snappin' like some rabid Collie..
Settle down, your wounds will heal with Father Time
Mel, be the smart one
Cut out the calls about a rose garden
Who needs striped sunshine,
Those gray walls can really ruin your funtime
Guys like Chris Darden,
May bum your summer with that, "Rose garden"
Think of OJ one time,
Not too popular are stars who've done time
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