Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "To Kerry With Love"

Original Song Title:

"To Sir With Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"To Kerry With Love"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Those schoolboy days of tattletales and keeping snails are gone
But in his mind I know they will still live on and on
But how do you rip someone who has freed us from Osama and Saddam?
It isn't easy, but he'll try

If he wanted to hate he would ride from state to state with reporters
That would write all their articles, 'To Kerry, With Love'

The time has come for closing minds and attacking Dean must end
And as he rants and raves, I know that Dean will be his friend
A friend who knows not right from wrong or weak from strong
That's a lot to learn, but then he'll raise our taxes in return!

Dubya wants to go the moon, Kerry would pack his bags,
But the femmies would all give their souls 'To Kerry, With Love'

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done Michael. I really like this one and it rings so true.
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, this was well done. We all know where I stand politically so I won't go there - I was entertained and got a chuckle. I don't agree with "freed us from Osama" so would ask for an explanation here - I'm not looking to debate the point, I'm just interested in the thought behind it. Finally, I've got to ask you as a free thinker, civil libertarian(?), and EO basher - you commented on Bill Clinton in another parody with - "Commander in Perv" - which is a funny line - but I want to know why you think Bill is a perv. Again, I'm not looking to debate the point, I'm just interested in the thought behind it. bob
Michael McVey - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean why do I think the former pervert-in-chief was a pervert? Well, because he had a tendency not to control himself around younger women. Just like W has a tendency not to control himself around barrels of oil (lol). -- MM
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the explanation. Bob (a 42-year-old guy who also loses control around younger women)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1391