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Song Parodies -> "To Mal, You Scruff"

Original Song Title:

"To Sir With Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"To Mal, You Scruff"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

this parody arises out of two things-Malcolm's parody about me the
other day in which he refers to himself as a scruffbag, and Guy
DiRito's recent parody of To Sir With Love
His writing ways.....
Talk about turds and bees and birds,
Are known
And my poor mind
Because of Malcolm my poor mind is blown

And how do I thank someone
Who has made me laugh so hard I want to cry?
It isn't easy but I'll try......

If you wanted it nice
He could write it
But his tacky stuff is better
And how does he write so much?
Oh Malcolm, you scruff

The time can't come
For him to stop
Cause I would pop a vein
At Amiright
His words are like a warm and fuzzy friend

A friend who makes me laugh out loud
And oh so proud of Canadians
What can we give him in return?

Should I flash him a moon
or write him a parody clever
I'm covered in whipping cream and leather
Oh Malcolm, you scruff

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Wild Man - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny song , nice tribute too!
malcolm higgins - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
aww royce you kidder you.. *blushing*
Guy DiRito - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I tried this one first, but I think I like your's better, Royce. Nice job.

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