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Song Parodies -> "Egg Cream"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Egg Cream"

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The Lyrics

What a day for an Egg Cream
It's a drink that I'm gonna enjoy
Now I'll order an Egg Cream
From my own soda fountain of joy

And all the things you'll need so it's not lame
Just go to the store and purchase a two-cents plain
Some farm-fresh whole milk will make your mood feel light
And Fox's U-Bet, but make sure to mix it just right

There's no eggs in an egg cream
And no cream but it's a treat any day
With chocolate mixed in, a sweet thing
And nothing else can make me feel this way

You pour in the milk at first and seltzer next
And then about four teaspoons of Fox's ole' U-Bet
And in a chilled pilsner glass mix with a tall spoon
And you've got an Egg Cream that will make your friends swoon


And you can be sure that if you're feeling right
An Egg Cream's delicious any day or at night
Tomorrow at breakfast you can drink it and yet,
You'll never get sick of milk, a shpritz, and U-Bet

What a day for an Egg Cream
Custom made by a Soda Jerk boy
And I'm sipping my Egg Cream
Slakes the thirst of any Jew or Goy
Parody by Mason "just wrapping things up" Resnick

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Tim Hall - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
NorCALbunny - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, Easter & Spring will soon be here! ! Getting bored with these dark, rainy days . . . Perhaps Pres oBama change the weather, too?
2Eagle - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Tribute to those New York treats you don't find at Mc Donalds.
MasonR - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim, NorCAL, and 2Eagle! Egg Cream making is becoming a lost art.
alvin - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
woefully ignorant about egg cream but i ate up your parody
Mark Scotti - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
What a day.... For a great parody!

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