-> "I Can't Believe It's Garlic"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Believe In Magic"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Believe It's Garlic"
The Lyrics
I can't believe it's garlic,killed a vampire
And scare away a werewolf and his empire
And it's garlic,it smells way funky
It makes my blood stronger like a full grown monkey
I'll tell you about garlic,and it'll heal your soul
And this darn veggie couldn't make you go out of control
You don't believe it's garlic? Don't bother to choose
Wanna kill vampires? You will pay your dues
Just go grab a clove,someone's getting vile
It will tackle against vampires that ran so wild
Your mouth starts smelling like infinite despair
Don't be sucked out by leeches,beware
So you believed it's garlic,it's not bad at all
It will cut down most of your cholesterol
But if you don't,you're gonna die
As your blood goes out of control,that's why
You think your heart is safe,then you'll see
That the garlic will be in your food,it is what you need
Yeah,I can't believed it's garlic
Yeah,believe in the garlic,it's a healthy food
Vampires and werewolves,my attitude
Believes in the garlic that will kill you all
Ohh,talking 'bout garlic
I can't believe like some believed,I can't believe it's garlic
I can't believe like some believed,I can't believe,believe me
I can't believe like some believed,I can't believe it's garlic
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