-> "Christie is Screaming Again"
Original Song Title:
"Lightning Strikes"
Parody Song Title:
"Christie is Screaming Again"
The Lyrics
(INSTRUMENTAL INTRO)
Governor Chris Christie, New Jersey voters backed
For one more term as Barbara Buono he shellacked
Now the corporate media is giving him a pass
Calling him a centrist (but hold on, not so fast)
His positions have not
Lately been really scrutinized
But when they are
He'll show his special vice
When someone gets
Under his thin skin
He can't stop
He can't stop himself
Christie is screaming again (2X)
Rage is taking over, he's seeing red
"Do your job, you people!" to a teacher he said
She asked him a question that made Chris lose his cool
"Why are you always knocking our public schools?"
Some admire him
As a 'straight-talking' Jersey man
Though they disagree
With a lot of his right-wing stands
If reporters he insults
Talking not so adult
He can't help
He can't help himself
Christie is screaming again
Christie is screaming again
And again and again and again
(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
Christie is screaming again (2X)
Is a presidential run
2016, around the bend
He'd best keep in mind
Certain surveys do portend
That New Jersey's giving signs
They'll pick Hillary next time
In his way
The 'Tea Party' too
Christie might run anyway
Christie might run anyway
Anyway, anyway, anyway (2X)
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