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Song Parodies -> "Hockey Ends In Ties"
Original Song Title:
"Two Faces Have I"
Original Performer:
Lou Christie
Parody Song Title:
"Hockey Ends In Ties"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
Ever wonder why hockey games somehow end in ties? Here's why...
The sports world has got to know
2 teams skate in a hockey show
But then...(sfx: buzzer)
Hockey ends in ties
The fans are not really happy
Like St. Louis Blues
The score read on the scoreboard
Ducks: 2, Pens: 2
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
Will they ever win again
Hpoing that the fans won't cry
Will they walk with a playoff at hand
and breathe their championship lies
It's now getting past 60
Overtime in 5
Buzzer sounds and it's over
The game ends in a tie
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
2 teams skate in a hockey show
But then...(sfx: buzzer)
Hockey ends in ties
The fans are not really happy
Like St. Louis Blues
The score read on the scoreboard
Ducks: 2, Pens: 2
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
Will they ever win again
Hpoing that the fans won't cry
Will they walk with a playoff at hand
and breathe their championship lies
It's now getting past 60
Overtime in 5
Buzzer sounds and it's over
The game ends in a tie
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
Hockey ends in ties
No sudden death after overtime
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