Song Parodies -> "Does Your Parody Lose Its Favor ..."

Original Song Title:

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor ...'"

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"Does Your Parody Lose Its Favor ..."

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The Lyrics

This one goes out to all earnest, tolerant AIRheads of generous spirit. All but one. The original live 1959 hit was upgraded in the 80s for this very popular UK skiffle king's comeback tours. I've based this on the later version which may be heard here.

DOES YOUR PARODY LOSE ITS FAVOR?

Oh me oh why, oh poo!
Oh, you have got one too?
Caesarus Julia, the voting is peculiar
It interrupts the flow
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Could my writing be that low?

Does your parody lose its favor, one-bomb dread post overnight?
Amirighters just don't do it, with such jealousy and spite.
Can we catch who is responsible and heave them off the site?
Does your parody lose its favor, one-bomb dread post overnight?

One night ol' JAB, new masterpiece wrote he
Few hours later, hit by gleeful hater
Rob Arndt got such a fright, three ones appeared that night
Checked his lethal arsenal for a weapon that's just right

Does your parody fall from favor, one-bomb dread post overnight?
Is it out the door, your average score, with this random vicious bite?
Would you like his nose on a grappling hook for helicopter flight?
Does your parody have a savior who will vote three fives? All right!

(Bad joke interlude)

'Listen 'ere, LL'
'Whad'you want?'
'Is a parody spoof a folly by Polly?'
'Is a …??? Will you play your bass!'
'No, no, hang on!'
'What now? Another "cracker"?'
'No, no, I just want to know, if you f--k a one-bomber wit' a plastic dildo, do you get a bombastic f--kwit'?'
'I'll show you bombastic! Play the - oh no! He's back!'
'If I get five triple-one votes, do I get a five?'
'I'll give you a bunch of fives in a minute. Play the bass!'

This loser's life is stale, total creative fail
A hollow mocker, they must be off their rocker
They have no tale to tell, nothing they can do well
Their bum up where should be their head, and it down there in hell

Does your parody have more thumbs up than this POS can hack?
Does it sparkle with bright humor and the wordcraft they must lack?
Why not send them to their mother for a good hard timely smack?
Does your parody lose its favor? Friendly comments get it back.

An AIRhead honeymoon; I made the grade, boom boom!
Three fives, seven - soon turned into eleven
The very next thing I see, this turd had dropped on me
My pacing's s--t, laugh not one bit; suck eggs ol' Chucky G!

Does your parody get this raver with no name in black and white?
Amirighters never do it just to fly their own lame kite
Can we catch the cowardly culprit and castrate his cods calcite?
Does your parody lose its favor, one-bomb dread post overnight?
Comments make it right, yeah!

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Wendy Christopher - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment

Abso-flippin' lutely! This has been going on for so many years now, on and off - I believe at one point Chucky G even changed the scoring system to try and counteract it - but even that didn't curtail the fallout that much. I can't even figure out the motivation for it; if it's tactical, how does knowing they have to do that make them feel their own work looks better for it? (Not that I could even imagine anyone I know on this site doing that anyway.) If it's for trolling purposes... where's the sick kick if they're doing it anonymously? Unless it's purely because they have something against talented people and want to see them 'taken down a peg or two...' sad waste of a life, if that's the case.
I wonder if anything could be incorporated into the coding for this site so that, if a person leaves a triple-1, they can't submit their vote unless they include their name and a reason for it? (And the uno-bomb would show up as attributed to them.) It would only have to be for triple-1 scores, nothing else - I think that's fair enough if you're going to vote the lowest of the low. But then I suppose that still doesn't stop people typing fake names and random rubbish... *sigh*

I hope this one doesn't get afflicted. I'm giving it some 555 insurance as a starter for 10 :^)

Jonathan - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment

yeah that is pretty annoying! 5's

Lifeliver - March 19, 2013 - Report this comment

@ Wendy: Thoughtful comment and good ideas. It was just for fun, mainly. The voting is subjective and erratic at the best of times. I'd just as soon there was no vote card at all - it's the comments I value.

Speaking of which ... ???

Tommy Turtle - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment

Another excellent addition to the anti-bomber genre, although I'm afraid it has far too many commas and other punctuation marks to please Al Silver. :) :) :)
TMGLTM, but "Can we catch the cowardly culprit and castrate his cods calcite?" stood out for the alliterative literacy. Shame indeed to have so few comments. 555

(alas, the work week looms, and I'm afraid that I must crawl back out of the link-back loop for a while.)

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