Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About a Robot Master
That moves away your dust
Some people say that he has
Been built by Cossack
And he never liked mice
Shaping... trash into... blocks

Oh, this robot is Dust Man
I've known who Dust Man is
Doing some sanitation
And sometimes even matching wits
He looks a proper narner
He hates to have his mouth choked
Why not let him suck more than he can
A robot you can't provoke

Some folks told me about him
Even Elizabeth
He's having big appetites
But he's having bad breath
Dirty and mean and nasty
Pulling off spring cleaning
So prove that his name and power
Had formed his true meaning

Oh, this robot is Dust Man
I've known who Dust Man is
Doing some sanitation
And sometimes even matching wits
I say, I say Drill Man
I er... I guess no one rummaged through my dustbins
(How do you know this master robot?)
Megaman will again meet him

When Metal Man met Dust Man
Who's bursting from the shade?
Okay, now guess who's forming
The Robot Master brigade
So Air Man has returned
Never down in his prime
As Shade Man and Sword Man set foot there
All having a good time

Oh, this robot is Dust Man
I've known who Dust Man is
Doing some sanitation
And sometimes even matching wits
I say, I say, I say
My dustbins, be recycled
(Making more robots then)
Get to Doctor Light, Michael

Fake Man had just appeared one day
His arm cannon died out
Struck by the Plant Barrier
Suddenly, he just pouts
Out from a warehouse window
Voices began to wail
They said (all hail "garbage master")
Living garbage pail

Oh, this robot is Dust Man
I've known who Dust Man is
Doing some sanitation
And sometimes even matching wits
Next time you're seeing dustman
An air duct on his head
So show him all your dustbins
Recycle, enough said